sahara

all this movie really did for me was make me want to read some of the books in this series. The movie was alright but all i could really think about during this movie was i bet the books are better. Maybe not though. Sometime when i need a book to read (like 20 fuckin years) ill check one out. Matt Mc was ok, steve zahn was funny as always, and penolpe cruz is hot.

medium script,

3 out 5 tacosauce packets.

Buffy the vampire slayer season 2 disc 2

this show is like video qualudes. It soothes and helps me get some work done. Why? It doesn't make you think. It just happens , you can sleep thru half an episode, its just boring and silly and pretty great. I hear that it just gets better too, so i'm looking forward to that. Thanks Joss Whedon.

4 out 5 taco sauce packets

Crash : or could i get a couple more actors in this movie please?

For fucks sake who isn't in this movie? This movie is basicly 5 minute clips of racism, and how that racism leads to more racism. How somebodys stupid hatred pushes into someone elses life and how that carries over into someone elses. So basicly this movie shows wh
at happens after you're an asshole to someone and how it effects everyone. It's kinda interesting. You know from jumpstreet that some shit is gonna go down. And you're just kinda waiting for it to happen. Everyone hates everyone, an eye for an eye leaves everyone blind and all that shit, but you see how one person makes a racist comment then that person makes one at the next person then the next and finally someone breaks down and kills someone.

3 out 5 though provoking tacosauce packets

ps fuck that store owner guy.

and sandra bullock, what a bitch

the color of money

so after finishing the book of this by walter tevis, which was fantastic, i went and rewatched this movie. and boy was i disappointed. The book was great, i even edited the entry in wikipedia because whomever wrote it said the book was exactly like the movie. The movie is nothing like the book. Tom Cruises character doesn't exist in the book. I didn't miss him one bit. The whole book focused on what it was like to be great and then slowly slid into mediocraty. Then fight you're way back to the top. The movie was a cheesy way to get two stars together in the same movie. Scorsesse did what he could with it, and made it watchable, but having read the book it ruined the movie for me. It could have been so much more. Now granted jackie gleason wasn't dead when they made this but he died the next year, but it would have been cool to see him play Minnesota Fats and go with all that stuff. I don't understand why they didn't just stick with the story. I don't know why it bothers me so much. This is the second book of tevis' that i have read the first being the man who fell to earth. And both of them have been made into movies that i like but after reading the book they could have been so much more. Both movies have been made by people who think alot about themselves, and that might have something to do with it. I would like to read the Hustler now, but I'm afraid if i do that i won't like the movie anymore either. shitty.

book 4 out 5 tacosauce packets

movie 2 out 5 tacosauce packets

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Floating weeds

so i watched this with the roger ebert commentary and its a good thing that i did. Ususally i don't watch movies for the first time with commentary but i did with this one, and boy am i glad i did. This was a slow movie. So having ebert there to explain why i should keep watching even though i was bored helped. Ozu's movies are beautiful and comparing them to Jaques Tati isn't that far out of line. Or that movie last days, its kinda slow moving and beautiful. I had big things in mind for last days though, and i had nothing in mind for this so i enjoyed it more.

2 out 5 taco sauce packets.

xmas break

ok so i have seen alot of movies so heres a quick run down.

Layer Cake

freaking awesome

Bob Dylan: no direction home

pretty good, but really long

Who's that knocking at my door?

haven't finished it yet, but looks promising so far

StarWars: Clone Wars vol. 2

so rad, this is what starwars should have been, but you could tell they were tampering with it, because of the romance crap they put in it.

Lost in Translation

good, better with time

Sin City: Recut and Expanded

great specail features, great movie

Live and Let Die

bond, 'nuff said

Intolerable Cruelty

funny, fair to middlin

Color of Money

awesome

Christmas with the Klanks

crap, i fell asleep

Better off Dead

hillarious

SCTV Xmas

hillarious

The Hustler

awesome

Wow thats alot of movies, for fucks sake.

Steve Moore owes Todd Bertuzzi and his co-defendants a pile of money. They claim $161,000;

hahahahahaha

Link

ouch is right

you have to check this out...

http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/ghostrider/site/index.html

this makes me think that this movie might actually be cool.

wow

I dont know about this part 2

that chappelle theory site is a hoax.

Some Kind of wonderful

Continueing my 80's adventures. John Hughes presents some kind of wonderful. I like eric stoltz in this and i wish he had been in more movies in the eighties. It would have been intersting to see him in BTTF. I wonder if the films still exsist. Lea T is ok, but the overall movie is alright. Casey Jones as a skinhead is pretty awesome, he's probably the best part of the movie.

4 out 5 tacosauce packets

do the right thing

wow, this is a movie full of emotion and hatred. Its amazingly captured and put to film. Well acted, by up and coming actors. Samuel L. Jackson, Martin Laurence, etc. I can't imagine what this movie was like when it came out. Mind bending i'm sure.

3 out of 5 for a lot of hatred.

Last Days

WTF whats the big deal about this movie. Its fucking terrible. so boring, why bother. It's supposed to be about kurt kobians last days. but its so fucking boring that i would say its about some dude who dresses like kurt kobain and wanders around a house while people are looking for him. WTF

0 taco sauce packets

Canucks vs Kings

Canucks lost tonight but it was a good try. The lost in the shootout so its not that bad, but naslunds goal was freakin sweet.

technorati tags: canucks, naslund, kings

for fucks sake

ok so im almsot embarrased to admit it but while im doing work on my computer im watching that terrible show taradise. Everytime i have watched this show i have turned it in like five minutes, but on this episode her brother was on it, and all he did was talk shit to her, it was freakin hillarious.

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new template

what do y'all think?

i dont know about this

i dont know if its true or not but it's scary if it is.

http://www.chappelletheory.com/index.html/

interesting

http://www.suprnova.org/?op=showLong&aID=80

sixteen candles

Disc three of the brat pack collection is pretty good. I have always like this movie, and it is funnier now that i can look back and laugh, and admit that i was a bigger dork than even anthony michael hall in this movie. but now that that's out of the way fearless reader, let's move on. The fact that somebody got highschool some what close to right. this and fast times are pretty damn funny. John hughes makes the best movies. It would be interesting to see what he would make these days. Oh wait i looked it up on IMDB and he made fuckin maid in manhattan give me a break, i wish he would make a good movie. The fact that rudy the janitor is the one gettig married to molly ringwald's sister is hillarious.

4 out 5 tacosauce packets

ps breakfast club will follow i didn't make it all the way thu it yet.

technorati tags: sixteen candles,

Once upon a time in Mexico

i didn't see this movie in the theater. i had been waiting and waiting for it to come out and it came out while i was in japan, and when i rented it, it didn't live up to my expectations. but in retrospect its pretty damn good. i mean i expected a lot out of this movie. Johnny Depp is awesome in this movie, dafoe is good, blades is excelent as the retired fbi agent, salma hayek is always super hot, and eva whatsherfuck is really hot too. so good job robert rod, on this movie, mickey rourke is funny in his part you can see why you picked him to play marv.

three out 5 hotsauce packets

snow, snow, snow, damn snow

at least these days i have a job that i can call in snowed in. this damn snow made my plans get cancled which i am less than excited about. reservations cancled. bullshit. now my date for the evening probably isn't going to be able to go with me on the rescheduled day which sucks. enough whining for one night jeez here's a picture to cheer you up casey v kicking the shit out of her sister. covered in mud

thanks casey.

Sideways

I dont know how much i would have liked this movie if Garrett hadn't told me it's just like robbie and barskey going on vaca together. With that in mind this movie is freakin hillarious. It's a smart movie that actually did well in the theaters and word of mouth thru rentals. kinda the same era time frame as i *heart* huckabees, Closer, and garden state. they were very good and all very different but they have a tone that i think will be remembered as this era's like john hughes movies in the 80's. I wonder if anyone in common worked on all those? hmm something for me to do somenight when i'm bored. if you dont know the story its two dudes going out for a last hurrah before one gets married.

4 out 5 taco sauce packets.

Equilibrium

Geez, its snowing and what do i do? watch a bunch of movies. This movie rules, will hadn't seen it, so i introduced it to him, like everyone else, he really liked it. Thats cuz it fuckin rules. The part where he throws the extra clips down the hall and then shoots his way thru all the people and get's them half way thru, and the fight with whats his name. that's pretty sweet too.

I can't wait for ultra violet to come out.

4 out 5 hot sauce packets

Desperado

This movie is one of the first movies i really loved. Its kind of a bitter pill to swallow. On one hand i still like it but on the other hand i put it on such a high pedistal that each time i watch it its less and less good. Not like 400 blows which is better each time i watch it. Look at that, I might just be the first person to ever compare desperado to 400 blows. French new wave meets ex-indy action movie. jean-pierre laud vs antonio banderas. funny. anyway i do still like this movie but it has lost some of its luster. It has some charms but most of them are that this movie opened my eyes to what cinema could do. Thanks Robert Rodreguez.

an all time favorite.

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Charade

So when i got my brat pack boxed set (wierd science, breakfast club, 16 Candles in a three ring binder with a music cd too) at warehouse it was only because i was there to peruse their used criterion section (which is awesome) so i picked this movie up because it looks cool and it's criterion. I seriously think that audrey hepburn is (back then, not now perv)the hottest chick on the planet. hands down super hot. she and gary cooper are in this crime-thriller and its damn good. you never know whom is double crossing who oh and did i mention that audrey hepburn is super fucking hot. gary cooper is pretty cool, and i would like to see some more movies that they star in together because it seems like they get along well, or maybe they hate each other and its "ACTING" anyway the guy that directed this is famous for his choreography (he did that movie where the sailors visit NY for one day, and the movie where gene kelly dances with tom from tom and jerry. So some of the stuff is pretty wacky and the writing is whip smart but sometimes falls flat because of the acting style of audrey and gary, sometimes you get the feeling that they don't get the jokes. which makes them even funnier really. This movie was remade in 2003 called the truth about charlie but i didn't see it and i don't really want to because the girl from MI2 is not audrey hepburn and marky mark is no gary cooper. not to say i dont like marky mark cuz i do seriously i haven't seen him in a movie i didn't like him in, but still.

4 out 5 taco sauce packets

Wierd Science

Yes i have been on a 80's kick lately. It started with st. elmos fire then i wanted to see all my old favorites again. It had been probably ten years since i had seen most of these. Katie Paull really liked these and i had a crush on her so i watched them all. Noy that was a long time ago. This is probably one of my favorites. Because its so damn funny. The scene in the bar is probably my favorite. That and every scene with Chet. Rob really made me appreciate this movie by quoting it non-stop thru high school. "a little drinking, a little dancing, a little night life" Gary and Wyatt rule.

4 out 5 taco sauce packets ( i realize how ironic this is because i hate mexican food)

technorati tags: gary, wyatt, wierd science, chet

canucks vs. Flyers

holy crap what an ending. Canucks hold on to the lead to come out 5-4. woot. holy shit to the sedin x2 carter line good job you guys knocked it out this game. good job. woo hoo i cant wait to see the games in less than three weeks. yeah!

Pretty in pink

why is ducky so cool and so dumb at the same time?

Le Samourai

This movie is probably the most perfect movie i have ever seen. do yourself a favor and see this movie as soon as possible. i will be renting more jean pierre melville movies as soon as possible. So this movie is so good because of the acting and the whole damn thing just fucking rules. its about a lone assasin in france in the sixties. Jarmush and John Woo both stole this movie to make thiers, jarmush to make ghost dog, and woo to make killers its kind of a combination of both of them and yet its better. This is a great damn movie.

*the first* 5 out of 5 taco sauce packets

Canucks vs. Rangers

wow what a game, Canucks win 3 - 2. Bertuzzi stepping up and kicking some ass. Good job.

great game!

shit yeah

i copied this from my favorite blog (vancouver canucks op-ed)

Blogger Quote of the Day.
From the Blog I'm Sorry I Had to Kill That Guy:

"The trade I have in mind? Oh, how about a Marcus Naslund [sic], just to go absolutely wild? I mean, yes, he’s kind of the soul of the team but therin lies the problem. For Naslund I expect you might be able to pick up an up-and-coming marquee player plus some solid second or third liner. It’s not like he’s planning on sticking around here much longer anyway. What are they waiting for? Sure, he scores goals but there are a few guys there who could pick up the slack."

An "up-and-coming" player and a third liner??? For Markus Naslund?

Frankly, for Naslund we expect to pick up the entire Columbus Blue Jackets. And their wives. And maybe a little extra cash.

(In other words: don't trade Naslund. Great blog name, though.)

memoirs of a geisha

no i haven't seen it but i realized the other day that the main characters are michelle yeuh and that other girl from crouching tiger, whats up with that. They are CHINESE. Does mr. chicago think that nobody will notice? what an asshole. and what idiots to make a japanese movie starring chinese people.

this movie will stink.

i believe in rumors.

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/movies/hollywood-cranks-out-another-winner-141954.php

this sounds like a living turd, but i will probably still watch it if its real. god its midnight and the manager of this pub told me they close at midnight so i could get on with my work, but the workers here inform me that they actually close at 1:00 and call her funny names at the notion that she doesn't know the time her own pub closes how funny is that. not that funny if you have been working since 3:00pm and you're looking at working until 4-5 in the morning and then woken up at 8:00 to explain the changes you made in their system.

*bronx cheer*

why am i coping other people? because i think it interesting

Both political parties and the media are far to the right of the general population on a whole host of issues. And the population is just disorganized, atomized... And that's why the media and campaigns keep away from (political) issues. They know that on issues, they're going to lose people. So therefore you have... George Bush... this pampered kid who came from a rich family and went to prep school and an elite university. And you have to present him as an ordinary guy who makes grammatical errors, which I'm sure he's trained to make--he didn't talk that way at Yale--and a fake Texas twang, and he's off to his ranch to cut brush or something. It's like a toothpaste ad. And I think a lot of people know it.

-noam chomsky

Link

interesting

Doug Rushkoff's final Thought Virus from his new book

Douglas Rushkoff's new book, "Get Back In The Box: Innovation from the Inside Out," will hit bookstores tomorrow. On his blog, Doug has posted his final "Thought Virus" from the book. From the excerpt:

As my lectures bring me from industry to industry, I find myself amazed by just how little fun most people are having. Whether separated from one another by policy, competition, or cubicle, the last thing that seems to occur to people is to have fun together—when it should be the first priority. Instead, managers feel obligated to reign over employees; executives think they must hoodwink their shareholders; sales believe they must strong-arm their clients; and marketers assume they must manipulate the consumer. All for the life-or-death stakes of the next quarterly report...

Instead of relentlessly pursuing survival even after our survival needs are met, we must learn how to do things because they fulfill us— because they are, in a word, fun. Fun is not a distraction from work or a drain on our revenue; it is the very source of both our inspiration and our value. A genuine sense of play ignites our creativity, eases communication, promotes goodwill and engenders loyalty, yet we tend to shun it as detrimental to the seriousness with which we think we need to approach our businesses and careers.

If we can switch our orientation to fun, and see it not as an anarchic threat that needs to be quelled but rather as the core motivator and source of meaning for all human thought and behavior beyond basic survival, we will enable ourselves to reach levels of success that were previously unimaginable. Our very definition of success transcends survivalist notions such as cash reserves, time remaining, or personal safety, into the realms of self-worth, meaning, connection to others, and greater purpose. Plus, it’s better business.

Link
posted by Joe but i copied it word for word from David Pescovitz from boingboing.net

Night Watch: Nochnoy dozor

Holy Shit! Why isn't this movie out in the states. This is one of the best movies i have seen in a long time. I had to download it to watch it, which i never do because i like to support the people that make the movies that i like. But if i cant't buy it i will get it some how. This is how. anyway this movie kicks ass hardcore i can't wait to see it in a theater and buy the dvd. and see the sequels which hopefully will get made. do you hear me. put this out in the USA so i can spend my money on it, so that the people that made it will make more money so that they will make a sequel.

a rare 4.6 taco sauce packets for kicking so much arse.

technorati tags: nightwatch, Nochnoy dozor

Vancouver Canucks vs. Ottawa Senators

So the canucks were playing the number one team in the league last night. I left a work party with free booze to walk to a sports bar 14 blocks away in 20 degree's weather to pay 4.00 for a pint of pabst at the bar that has the hockey package. But it was all worth it so see the canucks win a hard fought grinder against ottawa. Daniel Sedins Shooot out goal was awesome! The way bertuzzi pushed that puck in it was kick ass! Hasek got pwned. Sorry Auld was on top of things. But the real heros in this game was the defensive squad. holding ottawa to about six shots a period for the second two and only nine in the first. ottawas first goal was good and it was a shorty by goddamn peter schafer that SOB. don't think i've forgotten what he did on the canucks! but the second one was a garbage goal deflecting off like three people and in over aulds shoulder. nazzys goal was awesome in a powerplay right of the bat. and a big thanks to the dominator for being so damn cocky and comnig out so far so that daniel could get the second marker in the first. and a big FU to hasek for slide tackeling bertuzzi to draw a goalie interfernce call with 20 seconds to go in OT. So good job canucks! and a big im jelous to kaisa and jacob for getting to actually go to this game.

technorati tags: canucks, senators, overtime shootout

mark my words

nacho libre will kick ass when it comes out...

Songwriter

so i bumped into this movie on accident while doing research on willie nelson. It's not brilliant. But it is fun. Willie Nelson and Kris Kristopherson in the same movie. Playing characatures of themselves. Willie Nelson at one point wears a leather "members only" jacket. It's a fun movie. willie and kris both are very charismatic and fun to watch run through this movie. " i bet your living room still looks like elvis's wedding reception" is a good quote.

3 out five taco sauce packets

technorati tags: willie nelson, kris kristopherson

Kungfu Hustle

This is the fourth time i've seen this movie. It's really good. I mean come on steven chow. rules! The story is good the fighting is good and the concept is killer looney tunes meets kungfu terrific. The knife scene is probably my favorite i laugh really hard everytime i see it. Seriously this is a great movie. Shaolin Soccer is a great movie too by the same guy. I wish they would release his other movies in the states. I mean come on,

technorati tags: kung fu Hustle, steve chow

hearing from people is good

i heard from my pal dana today who is still in switzerland and is heading toward south africa then to india. i hadn't heard from her for quite a while so it's nice to know she's doing good. she always posts cool pics and stories (kinda funny ;))at http://www.danadewdrop.blogspot.com/

good luck dana!

wierd part 2

technorati tags: vonhummer

this is wierd

http://www.vonhummer.com/

this show is on tv right now and im watching it instead of going to bed. but not for long.

New York Dolls: All Dolled Up

This movie played at work and it was free, so i worked late until it started. I fell asleep 30 minutes into it and slept thru about fifteen minutes of this movie. I really didn't think all that much of it. The things that i wanted to see about NY dolls were johnny thunders and the later malcolm mclaren years, which this movie didn't talk about at all. It was basicly film from thier first three years. If you're a purist you'd probably love it, but if you're a mild fan meh, pass on it. I wish i had.

three out of five taco sauce packets.

technorati tags: new york dolls, all dolled up, documentary

mitch hedburg

so i haven't seen much of this guy before, but it wasn't bad. my exp-gf used to talk about him at legnth and try to tell some of his jokes but his stuff is something you just have to watch. It was almost funny. I am a fan of stand up comedy. I like it. but this wasn't funny. now jim nortons stand up special was freakin hillarious. i saw it in maryland last month on HBO. He is a funny guy.

2.5 packets of taco sauce

technorati tags: norton, hedburg

The Limey "my name is wilson"

This movie f'in rules. Terence Stamp kicks full ass in this movie, and i wish he got to do more than play malcolm mcdowell-esque bad guys in wierd movies like tank girl, yes that was malcolm mcdowell but you know what i mean, anyway luis guzman, peter fonda, and terence kick thourough ass. peter plays a burned out music producer whose glory days are long over, and has some trouble when he tries to make a quick buck in the ol' drug racket. Guzman is the pal who is a good guy and always a great actor. I just can't say enough about stamp, though he is so bad ass "TELL HIM IM COMING!!! YOU TELL HIM" spectacular.

4 out 5 tacosauce packets.

test

testy

Matrix 1

YES I am a nerd and yes this movie is old, and yes this movie rules. and yes i am doing laundry today.

3 out 5 woahs 4 ke-on-eww

St. Elmos Fire

this has been removed for reasons of whininess

story of my damn life

jewel of the nile

This movie is pretty damn good. Not great but fun to watch. and some good action. not big boom but run and shoot and drive fast type of stuff.

3 of 5 tacosauce packets

MST3K: Mitchell

god damn this is funny MST3K. This show is hillarious and i want to see more of them. luckily netflix has a ton of them, and i will be watching more.

thanks

4 of 5 taco sauce packets (yes it was that good)

mean machine

So it's a remake. Going in you know that. But "Bullet tooth tony" is the burt reynolds character. I like the original. I liked this one. Its the same story only british. so american football is replaced with, well, football. Jason Stathum is good. so is everyone. whatever.

3 out 5 tacosauces.

ÆON FLUX

ok, so i'm a dork. It's true. I loved this cartoon growing up, this and beavis and butthead were the reasons to watch liquid television. So when i heard that they were going to make a movie about it, i was stoked. When i heard it was going to be live action i thought give me a break. I have been seeing the trailers for it and i thought it looked pretty crappy. But there is one good thing about the movie coming out... they put out the whole series and all the liquid tv shorts in one big box set! Finally. So killer! The movie was lame and thier was a bunch of exposition. Couldn't they have got some foriegn director to direct it and make it cool? Oh wait it was made by mtv films. never mind. wait a sec, they made napolean dynamite. They took a chance with that, why not make An esoteric AF movie like the cartoons? Get some french fucker that thinks he's smarter than everyone else to make it. It would be really cool. Even maybe a french canidien. what ever, im watching the cartoons right now and they're way cooler.

2 of 5 for movie 4 of 5 for cartoon taco sauce packets.

begiuled

what a wierd movie for clint eastwood to be in. I'd never heard of it before.

2 out 5 taco sauce packets

Pirates of the Caribean and The Ref

So i started to watch pirates which i had only seen once last night at it was about as good as i remembered it to be which is a bit above fair-to-middlin'. but to my suprise when i woke up the ref was on. Now back in the late 90's i was a huge fan of denis leary and would seek him out wherever he was, which led me to this movie that even as a teenager i though was crap built around a funny guy. Back then i was thinking couldn't they have come up with a better premise than this? Kevin spacey is in it too, but it was before he was KEVIN SPACEY. Denis Leary does his thing well, but everyone else seems like they can't figure the thing out.

3 out 5 taco sauce packets for the lot of them.

Believe it or not, Centrelia is boring at 11 on a sunday

hey im up here in centrelia bored out of my skull waiting for the olyclub to close. maybe some pics maybe not.

Blade 2

Now this is a movie i could really sink my teeth into. I love these movies. they are "smart" for an action movie. They have sweet action scenes, cool gadgets, cool cars, good bad guys, and kris kristopherson. i really like the blade movies the writing is great, and i hope that me makes more movies. They are well writen and directed.

4 out 5 taco sauce packets.

Say it isn't so.

man this movie was a stinker. But the plot was funny. A mom doesn't like her daughters boy friend, so she tells them that they're brother and sister. "hillarity" insues. kinda, orlando jones is freakin funny in this. 'nova was pretty lame but thats his party, heather grahm is hot that's her part and sally fields is a bitch and she plays it well.

2 out 5 taco sauce packets

overnight

This movie is pretty intersting. Not that great but pretty good. An intersting look at what hapens to someone when they think they're the shit, and they're really kinda small potatoes. Not to say that i don't like boondock saints, I do. but Troy Duffy is kinda full of himself. And its a shame too. Because i would love to see what else this guy has to offer, but it seems like he burnt all his bridges with hollywood and music, and it really made me sad to see his brother doing construction. It seemed like he had some talent, and it looks as though his brother troy pissed away all of his brothers chances. Not that he cares about anything but himself. But what do i know i only watched a documentary made by people who are pissed off because they didn't get any money for their hard work during this time. So maybe they're alittle biased. just maybe.

3 out 5 taco sauce packets

Harry Poter and the Goblet o' Fire

This movie was pretty good. I like these movies more with each one. The last one was cool because of gary oldman, this one was pretty much non stop action, and a cool bad guy. so what can you say to dragons, crazy eyed freaks and bitchen skulls and shit. Good work. guys, i never really didn't like the older ones but this one i actually liked. they won me over. I still wont read the books but thats just personal preferance. Not to say that i dont like the books, i think that anything that gets kids reading is fan-fuckin-tastic.

3.5 tacobell hot sauce packets.

Guitar Hero

http://www.guitarherogame.com/

Holy crap this game fucking rules. good job to everyone who made it. and man as a person who can not play a real guitar its a lot of fun. and man does it get hard! but that just makes it fun.

bubba Ho-tep

third times the charm this movie is much better the third time around. plus jeramey pointed out that reggie from phantasm is in it. sweet.

three and a half out 5 taco sauce packets

Ghostbusters II

this movie sucks im sorry but it does. number one kicks ass but two? come on who cares about the goo under the city and the faggy/bitchy art guy at the museum, its not funny, but it is played out.

1/3 of a taco sauce packet.

Vampire Hunter D: BloodLust

this movie is cool, yeah its not as cool as the original but its cool none the less. I'm still sick so this is gonna be a quickie. good action, its anime so i don't expect much else, it even sorta makes sense, which is more than i usually ask for. Like X-the movie has kick ass action but not a ton in the story / i understand whats going on department.

3 out of 5 taco sauce packets

Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday w/ Audio Commentary

Black Adder Season 3

Ice Pirates

MST3K: Manos Hands of Fate

im sick. so its just gonna be titles till i get better,

honeymoon in vegas

this movie is pretty lame. the flying elvises were funny ,but thats about it.

2 out 5 tacosauce packets

musa the warrior

this movie is pretty damn amazing. i picked it up as a whim at best buy years ago and I actually wasn't disapointed, it has sweet action a good story and characters you can care about. beautiful cinematography in the deserts of china and korea. oh did i mention kick ass fighting, and bow and arrow stuff too. oh yeah. it a good one. the girl from crouching tiger is in it too. not michelle yeuh but the other one.

3 out 5 tacobell sauce packets

somewhere in time

This movie is freaking great. i haven't watched it in a while, but christopher reeves really is fantastic in this. He sees a picture of a lady in an old hotel, and decides that he wants to go back in time to meet her. I really like the way they do time travel in this, its freakin sweet, and almost believable. Not to geeky the point of this movie isn't the time travel its the characters and the story. seriously i know this doesn't sound like me but the story and the characters are fanstastic.

4.5 out of 5 taco sauce packets.

martin

this movie is pretty sweet. i watched part of it on IFC when i was house sitting a while ago. The fact that you never really know whether he's a vampire or not is one of the reason its so cool. good job george romero! you make the best horror movies, all the creepy 70's stuff going on makes it very suspenseful. like him just walking around by himself. its low budget but thats part of what makes it so believeable and cool.

4 out 5 taco sauce packets

wizard and warriors

wow this is a sweet / crappy tv series. the two main characters are billy from taxi and jaques from twin peaks. weird eh? the semi decent sfx are distracting to say the least.

one out of five taco sauce packets

three o clock high

This movie was freakin hillarious. no really. some kid who runs the student store accidently touches the dad from kindergarten cop, and he gets pissed and tells the kid he's gonna beat him up at three o clock. hilarity insues as he tries to get out of it but the fight ends up happineng and the student body end up helping him out of his troubles.

two out of five taco sauce packets

aristocats

so i have a day off from work and what do i do, i watch an old disney movie. does that mean im lame, well maybe. but it was an okay disney movie. i had the book on tape of this when i was kid and i listened to it alot. so i knew the story pretty well, but there were some pretty un pc things in this like the drunk as shit goose. that was pretty funny, and all the swingin' cats, that was kinda funny too. and the butler who turns evil because of money, well it was kinda cool. over all id say this movie was better than i expected.

3 out of five tacosauce packets.

bowling party for work

we had a good time

.

jj, joe, ryan, joel, angela

kerwin, will,jay,jj,joel, ben,joe

beer hat brigade benF, zoe, angela

tara, joel,angela,ryan,joe,marcia,jay,jj,cliff,jennie,will,david and larry

more pictures from saturdays shooting fun thanks to garrett

he's surgical with that bitch

yeah were dorks so what!

grr i'm mean




thats just creepy



ready, aim, fire!

i am curious : yellow and blue

This movie taught me a good lesson. Just because a movie is/was controversial does not mean it is good or entertaining. Some times it is. But i mean really, showgirls was controversial when it came out and it is utter shite. I think that i used to equate controversial with good. I no longer do. I could see why this movie was contriversial in the late 60's but come on. a couple medicore softcore sex scenes and alot of docudrama bullshit. I've seen better episodes of firefly. not that these movies are terrible , becasue they aren't. it was not a waste of my time, im glad i went out of my way to see them, but i wont be watching them again and i wont be recomending them.

basicly its about this movie director who is making this documentary about the social state of sweden in the sixties and his girlfriend. it is filmed in a loose open way which is one of the only redeming values of the movie, that and the interview with martin luther king jr. was really cool i thought. but other wise i dunno, i was expecting more. another case of my hopes being too high and getting let down.

3 out of five taco sauce packets.

Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.

so i had never even heard of this movie till i was watching the special features of TRON and bridges was talking about how he likes to work with first time directors "last picture show" "TRON" and "thunderbolt and lightfoot" were ones he talked about, and i had never heard of it. its pretty good. kinda dated, it has that 70's film lanugage. that is a nice way of saying its slow. it wasn't made for todays audiences. so it makes you pay attention and you learn to like the characters. i find myself wishing that there were sequels because i put emotional value on the charaters, and i want to see more of them, that's just my modern film mind working. its actually a good thing that they didn't make so many sequels back then.

clint is always good as is bridges, so this movie was good too.

three out of five hot sauce packets.

andy milinokis is my new hero

who the hell is this guy. its freakin hilarious. this is what i miss out on not having cable.

larry the pizza made me cry.

my posse's on broadway.

me and kid sensation at home away from home in a blue hyundai with 4 cellular phones.

word up to sir mix a lot in the c-town. one time's got no case.

peace.
pics to follow probably.

Winterhawks lost :(

well it was a good game and they tried to come back 17 S.O.G. in the third but they just couldn't pull it out.

there was a good fight and a goal in less than a minute in a half.
too bad it was for spokane.

oh well.

BERTUZZI GOT A HAT TRICK!!!!!

FUCK YEAH!!

IN YOUR FACE REDWINGS HAHAHAH!!!

GO CANUCKS GO!!!!

first one...

"Come on god, answer me. for years I'm asking why, why are the innocent dead and the guilty alive? Where is justice? Where is punishment? Or have you already answered, have you already said to the world here is justice, here is punishment, here, in me."


woohoo im starting a blog after years of ignoring the trend. why? you may ask well simply because i am bored. My plan is to start being a real dork and reviewing movies on at least a weekly basis. and if i have fun at it more often than that.

aristocrats

So I went into this movie with some amount of skeptisism. When a movie is supposed to be disgustingly funny it usually is just dumb. However this movie was funny as throwing tacobell sauce on your friends ex-girlfriends lawn while driving thier dad's dodge ram pickup. No really. Bob Sagat was HILLARIOUS. The fact that they don't distract from the dialog by telling you who is who during the movie was great. I dont know how long movie reviews are supposed to be but, well this movie was funny, and if you are asking yourself what the hell movie is this anyway, you probably wouldn't like it. Sorry to break it to you but I am a movie snob.

4 tacobell packets out of five.

eraserhead

Eraserhead wha?

"But in my room
Wish you were dead,
You bawl like the baby
In Eraserhead"


Ok first off what the fuck is so great about this movie? Was i not in the mood last night? Do i need to be on drugs to enjoy this movie? God i hope not. Ok its wierd, but so is Esta Noite Encarnarei no Teu Cadáver (yes i have seen it, bitch) And that movie is old and creepy. Eraserhead just seemed like it was trying to hard. Granted first feature lenght movie. Granted Lynch was trying to make it wierd. The DVD aspect of it is great clean and clear transfer. I appreciated the calbration thing at the begining too, some people might have poorly calibrated tvs. Cool. Over all rent it if you want some stupid wierd shit to happen.

1.5 packets of taco sauce

Scenes from a marriage

Ok so igmar bergman is amazing. We all know that right. His shit is hard to watch. But its always worth it. This is no different. Its tough to watch this movie but it is amazing. erland josephson and liv ullman are fucking phenominal. check it outs its worth the time invested.

4 out of 5 taco sauce packets.

so im moving all my old posts from my old blog over here, if any one ever read my old one, and you still read this one sorry for the repeat.

if you were wondering about the taco thing it explains that too...

adaptation

damn i love this movie, it is good. charlie kaufman is the best. spike jones directing is good too. and nick cage is actually good. belive it or not. i didn't thats why i didn't see this movie for along time. but when i finally did it was freaking fantastic. charlie kaufman writes the best movies. always fresh and always cool. i cant wait for his next one.

4 out of five taco sauce packets.

heartbreak ridge

this was a good movie, classic clint eastwood. mean but with a heart of gold. beating the weak kids into shape and then they come to his aid. and blah blah blah, i watched it cuz clint is cool.? and no other reason.? mario van peebles is funny and really dated.

heartbreakridge.JPG (JPEG Image, 320x210 pixels)

3 out of 5 taco sauce packets

shooting is good m'kay.

so we went shooting today, robbie, garrett, ryan, justin (fedex), and me and had a hell of a time.

justin brought some sweet guns, like an ar 15, and a .45 colt it was sweet.


ryan and justins sweet gun



me and justins other sweet gun




robbie and his Bitch

reform school girls

wow this movie sucks but it has wendy o. williams from the plasmatics, which is cool i guess if you know she is. but i didn't and i thought the movie was kinda funny in a girls just want to have fun kinda way.

two out of five tacosauce packets (give purely for tits)

von ryans express

this movie is pretty good, its got sinatra and some other people in it, some wwII prisoners hijack there own prison train and then fake their way thru germany into intaly. and its not as hokey as it sounds.

3 out of 5 taco sauce packets

oldboy

dude why didn't anyone tell me this movie fuckin rules? i mean i heard some buzz about it but damn it was great, except for the suprise ending which was quite the downer. but i wont get into that here. the hammer scene kicks ass.

4 out of five taco sauces

free tickets to super diamond on saturday

but i cant go shitty, being on call does have its downside.

episode three w/ audio commentary additional

so i relized i think why these three movies suck.

ready?

NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE STORY OR DIALOGUE.

except for the audience!!!
didn't anyone listen to what the people are saying, how about some ADR and fix that shit.?

no one is watching the wheel. the guys on the comentary say a couple times "this part is perfect" or this section is "just perfect" all they are talking about is the back ground. or makeup or production design. these are all important parts of a movie but for fucks sake did you forget about the story? george lucas kept talking about enjoying some part but having to cut it out because of "the story" why even bother. i bet the parts that he had fun on would be great. fuck star wars. make a good movie. there i said it. i never thought i would. i grew up with starwars and i love the original and i even like empire but jedi thru sith suck ass. sorry george. the ewok adventure is better, and that sucks balls too. they just keep talking about minutia of the process like what they used for stuff that they cg'd over, like the blue glove that turns into anikens bad hand. who cares, i want to hear why in the name of god was the "younglings dialoge" scene in there, we've all heard carrie fisher talk about who she felt about the stiff dialoge in starwars, and how she envied harrison becasuse he could use some more modern terms and talk becasuse he was cool. So who was the cooler character? who came out better? did you learn a lesson mr lucas? no i dont mean let harrison ford write your dialoge, nice try, WRITE SOME MORE NATURAL DIALOGUE. i mean you have ewan mcgregor and nat portman great actors why give them that shite to say, you know they can act.

ok im gonna cut you some slack george. you have made some of my favorite movies, starwars, american graffiti, and THX, and you and your companies are responcible for some incredible innovations. i will grant you that. so.

you said in your interview with wired that your plan is to make more innovative movies, experimental stuff like stan brakhage (sp?) that sounds like a plan, ill be the first in line, but it better work this time!

episode three w/ audio commentary

hmm... listening to lucas explain himself is interesting. not that great though.

if i could have...

seen they might be giants for free on sunday and i didn't does that make me a bad person? i even drove right past the building and didn't stop? hmmm? hindsight is always 20/20. they probably would have played a bunch of songs i didn't know and id be waiting for them to play particle man....

lincoln city is kinda nice when there is no one here

Ladykillers

when i first saw this in the theater i didn't think much of it. but i found myself talking about it well. so after telling people about it and finding myself likeing it quite a bit i rewatched it and ended up thinking it was freaking hillarious. its subtle to be sure but damn funny. i tried watching the original with alec guiness and maybe someday ill go back to it, but for now i just like the new one.

coen brothers blah blah, tom hanks blah blah, marlon wayons blah blah, pancake and mt. girl blah blah,

its good

4 out of 5 tacosauce packets

Fire and Ice

ralph bakshi's movies are hard to find sometimes. they go out of print. they are an aquired taste. heavy traffic, LOTR, are out on dvd. but some - hey good lookin, street fight, and american pop is almost out of print. but fire and ice coming out is good. franzetta co created it and that makes it pretty cool. it is pretty dated by todays standards but its still cool. and disc 2 comes with the franzetta documentary painting with fire. all in all its a cool pack.

3 out of 5 taco sauce packets

outsiders: complete novel

2 ralph machio movies in two days wow. no rest for the wiched. well this movie is pretty damn good. i dont think i ever watched the whole thing. i liked all the parts put back into it. some times i think that putting parts back into movies is a bad idea ie. apocalypse now, and army of darkness. but putting the cut elements back into the outsiders was a move i thought was good. like putting the cut stuff back in T2 yeah!

It's greasers vs. Soc's and its all out war with Swayze, Estevez, Lowe, Macchio, Howell, Cruise, vs lief garret, and garret looses. so thats good, the girl is pretty damn hot, and the story is sad. but good.

3 out of 5 taco sauce packets

Karate Kid: Special Edition (with commentary)

so if you know me you know that i fuckin love the karate kid.? i have read all the websites about it and all the stuff that they left out of the movie etc.? i am a big fuckin dork. so what. i owned the soundtrack as a kid and wore the tape out.? it was great, thanks to digital technology i own it again and its still awesomely cheesy.? so when the first one finally came out of dvd i was pretty sad to see there were no extras to speak of.? so when this new box set came out a while ago i was kinda pissy about it, but i ended up getting it used.? so now i hold in my hot little hands the copy of karate kid se that ive wanted for a while now, with the audio commentary that i've been dieing to hear. and its good, not great but everyone there is having a good time. i haven't watched the featurettes yet, but i suspect they will be good.

if you dont know how this relates to the movie then you haven't watched it enough. sucka.

3 out 5 crane kicks.

frighteners

i remember thsi movie being good. I watched it right after it came out, with barskey over at my dad's house back in 96.

it was good back then but it holds up quite well, i really like michael j fox. he rules and im sad that he is sick and not going to make anymore movies.

one of the major factors of this movie ruling is peter jackson writing it and directing it. its hard to belive that after this movie, he made lord of the rings. the wienstien brothers showed great forsight letting him do those movies. really i mean wow. dead alive, meet the feebles, heavenly creatures, frighteners, then LOTR wow.

but i digress, this movie kicks ass. r lee emery especially.

4 out of 5 taco sauce packets.

technorati tags: frighteners, peter jackson, fox

before sunset p.s.

i hope he makes another one every ten years i think america could use its own antonie dionel series. that would be cool. or someone could make an even better one. i dunno.

Before Sunset

I like this movie too. that makes me have bad taste. its kind of a cheap rip off playing off peoples good memories of a good movie. some things were great and somethings were not. like linkletter trying to make it look low budget instead of making it lowbudget. but over all i like this movie but i have to be inthe right mood. whatever. boo friggin hoo

before sunrise

i love this movie. does that make me gay? fuck you!

superman : or how i stopped worring and started to love the crappy hollwood movie.

so i remember this movie being really slow and boring and rewatching it, i can tell it wasn't made for kids it was made for grown ups with a little longer attention span cuz you have to wait along time for any payoff. margo kidder is kinda hot as a mix between demi moore (is she related to steve moore?) and courtney cox. so shes hot basicly in a wierd way.

its pretty good. im looking forward to seeing the new one, do a good job bryan singer.

the wierdest thing about it is that mario puzo wrote it. all it really needed is a delorean.

2 out 5 hot sauce packets.

assault on precinct 13 (2004?)

when i first saw the comercials for this i thought it was a sequel to training day. but then i found out that it was a remake. then i found out it was a remake to john carpenters second movie. then i went out and found a copy of the original and i fell asleep everytime i tried to watch it. it has a snake plisken prototype in it which is interesting, but this review is about the new one,

it has none of the pacing or suspense that make the first one so cool, its just hurry hurry hurry, and i think that is one of the reasons that the old one is so hard for me to watch is that its filmed on an older cinema language. for a different audience in a different time. the new one is easy to watch too easy and fairly predictable. i liked laurence fishburne in a kinda morpheus meets frank black role. he was cool and collected and a BMF. whats not to like. leguizamo was good in his character of an annoying crack head that screams "im annonoying and will sell you out at the first possible opportunity. over all it was enjoyable but not a good as carpenters. i would like to see if the director has any other movies and i'd like to check them out.

3 out 5 taco sauce packets.

ps shuck it

knife in the water or haven't i seen this somewhere before

yes i have because its been copied so many damn times. hard to belive but its true. three people on a boat and you just have to wait for something to go bad cuz you know somethings gonna.

three out of 5 tacosauce packets

beware the cracken aka damn that movie was gay...

Clash of the titans is shitty.

1 out 5 taco sauce packets

freddy vs. Jason

Now as long as i dont watch this movie too often it fucking rules. its great. It is so over the top and perfect that its just perfect not too much not too little just right. ahhh jason is all his killer glory. freddy isn't my favorite but still jason rules and freddy loses so, its all one big happy ending cant wait for part 2 vs ash.

4 out of five taco sauce packets

closer

uh yeah, so this movie was pretty good. it wasn't great but i enjoyed it. it was well acted, and well written. it was good. nat portman is hot as always and i cant wait to see v for vendetta its gonna kick some serious ass.

3 of 5 taco sauce packets

portland winterhawks 10.28.05

this game was pretty damn sweet. it was back and forth two good fights. and and a tie at the end for an OT shoot out that was a blast. plus todd caught a puck, that was sweet.

halloween

i had forgetten about how good this movie was. and that pj soles was in it.what ever happend to her anyway... ;) so this movie is super scary and really cool. jamie lee curtis kicks ass and donald pleasance is as always creepy and cool. thanks john carptenter.

4 out of 5 taco sauce packets.

Fog (old)

ok so this one was way better than the new one. it was cool, scary atmospheric and the ghosts get killed for some reason by a cross and yellow glowing kick ass

three out of five taco sauce packets

scream "everyone dies but us"

ok, so when this movie came out i heard everyone talking about it. so i went and saw it. and i didn't really like it. i thought it was stupid. but 9 years later, i watched it again and i get it. its freakin brilliant. some dude who liked horror movies made his own ultimate horror movie. got horror movie master wes craven to direct it. kick ass. much better than i remeber it. sweet.

four out of five tacobell sauce packets

punisher

so i have seen this movie a couple times and each time it is different first time was ok second time was great and this time i saw it probably for what it really is. crap. im sorry to admit it. i did like it. did. the action is still good. but the acting is so crappy. soooo crappy. i will go see part two though. but do me a favor avi arad. dont pander to the people who didn't see 1 dont revist the origin. you want them to buy it anyway dont you? just get to the action.

3 out of five taco sauce packets

elephant

so the one reason that i watched this movie is that i was bored in my hotel room. ok and it was filmed right down the street from kennedy. so is gus van sants movie about schools anygood? well that depends if you like following high school kids down highschool hallways. if you do then your in for a treat, if you dont then you might be alittle bored with 70 percent of this movie. the last part is pretty damn mind blowing and i guess the slow stuff in the begininng is just to make it that much more so, cuz you know what its a bout and you keep waiting for it to happen. it was nice to see northeast portland though. oh and the kids are believable in their roles. there were no richard greekos trying to make believe ala 21 jump street.

over all it was pretty good ,but i wouldn't go out of my way.

3 out of 5 hot sauce packets

oh dear god, im on east coast time

oh dear god its good to be back but when i wake up fresh, dressed like a million bucks at 5:30 thats just freaking ridiculous.

shaolin vs evil dead isn't as great as you might expect.... i haven't quite finished it yet, but...

washington dc is cool

The Fog, fog or fag.

ok so im a dork, right, if you're reading this you know it. i love john carpenter. he is simply the best, he has made many of my favorite movies, big trouble in little china, escape from nY, halloween, in the mouth of madness, and THEY LIVE, all are some of my most beloved movies. now i have to admit that the fog was never my favorite but like sex and pizza bad john carpenter is still good. so with this in mind i went and saw the new one while on a business trip in columbia maryland. it sucked, i wanted some diversion and some fun while away from family and friends but all i got was a reminder of what a shit hole of a town i was in. i mean the one good thing about this movie was that boris the bullet dodger is the bad guy, how cool is that?

2 out of five tacosauce packets.

A History of violence; or how a movies title can effects how one enjoys a movie

so heres the deal, i saw this at the eastport century theater. I have seen many movies there. and this was one of the worst crowds ever. This movie as a great movie, and the people there were talking all through it making dumb comments, now when i watch a movie at home i do this all the time, or if its a commedy ive been known to do it too, but come on, this is a serious movie WTF were they raised in a barn?

3.5 taco sauce packets for movie

1.5 for century eastgate theater on a saturday night (my own fault for seeing a movie on a weekend)

Serenity: take my love, take my land, take me where i understand...

yes, yes, yes,

This is the movie i have been waiting for all damn summer, and it was worth the wait. Frikin AWESOME except for the part near the end where that onething happens to that one person, you know... oh well i hope there is a sequel and ill be seeing this one a couple more times you better beleive it. word


5 out of 5 taco sauce packtes

next of kin

After having seen dirty dancing once, and road house a couple times i wondered to myself what ever happened to patrick swayze? Well after i saw this movie i wondered no longer. This turd also stars ben stiller, liam nesson and adam baldwin. aka animal mother aka Jayne. They were good but swayze and hellen hunt (the wife) were terrible. usually i like one sterotype vs another type of movies, but rednecks vs the cosa nostra was too much. i mean talk about grasping at straws. why?

2 out of 5 taco sauce packets.

falling down

falling down was a great movie when i was a kid. This guy did all the stuff that i wanted to do. Now watching it as an adult, its apperent to me that the guy is shit house crazy, and he slowly lost his shit over the course of the day. As a kid it seemed like a real big shift into craziness. Now i can see he was crazy in the start. I used to root for michael duglas as a kid but now i sympothize with the burger joint employees dealing with crazy assholes taking out their shit on us. but i degress robert duvall is great in this movie, as is micheal duglas.


3.5 out of 5 taco sauce packets

Danger: Diabolik

This is the movie that the beastie boys ripped off for the video of body movin. The movie is pretty sweet. alot of cool special effects and car chases and wall climbing, and hot itialian chicks in skimpy 60's clothes. They guy steals anything that moves. The main character is a bad guy and that was pretty original for back then. The plot moves briskly, the cinimatography is really cool and the set design is top notch.

Its kind of a bad guy version of james bond in italy.

3.5 out of 5 taco sauce packets

True Grit

John wayne has never held that much intrest to me, and after watching this i can understand why. ok so he is the duke. Ill give him that but in this sequel to rooster cogburn its just kinda ok. Nothing special. except for co stars denis hopper and robert duvall. it was interesting to see both of them so young. Wayne is a officer of the peace that some girl hires to kill the man that killed her father.

glen cambel also co-stars. he' ok.

two packets of tacosauce.

it happened at the worlds fair

elvis, elvis, elvis, what a wierd movie, he hangs out with little kids, beats up guys that catch his partner cheating at cards. then goes up the space needle and the seatle monorail. creepy. and sings some wierd ass songs after trying to get some hot chick to make out with him, narowly avioding the business end of her dads shotgun.

.5 of a taco sauce packet

Stargate

Damn i remeber liking this game, beer and great pizza didn't even make this turd shine. Kurt russel is bland as hell in this. Kurt usually Pwns but WTF the one glimmer of cool was the wink before he shot the guy point blank near the end. OK but not great.

2 out of 5 taco sauce packets.

who's the man

wow what a great/ terible movie. dr. dre ed lover, and everyone in east coast rap circa 1991. This movie is a waste of time excpet for dennis leary as the police captian. He fuckin pwnes the screen.

2 out 5 donuts for ed lover, none for dr. dre.

dead like me season 2

i loved season 1 this show was great. But season two wasn't quite the same. It was good, but not great. Also kinda bittersweet because i knew it was canceled. which made me sad because i really like the show over all.

3 out of 5 tacosauce packets

Gigantour

Anthrax fucking killed it. They were great as was megadeth. They always rule. LOA was awesome but in a crowd of hundreds its kinda wierd to be one of five cheering. towards the end people were actually snickering at me for liking them. well fuck you, you white-hat frat boy cum dumpsters. Fear factory fucking rule as usual to. Nevermore took a couple songs to get it together but after they did they were awesome.

Goldeneye

Goldeneye has it all. Action, acting, decent plot, hot chicks, expolsions, fast cars, lasers...

This movie is fucking spectacular. and one of the few great licensed video games too..

4.5 tacosauce packets out of five.

and Baromir is a bad guy too. which i didn't know.

I mean there is not Bad bond movie.
They always are ok, but this one Pwns.

the Transporter and Transporter 2.

Goddamm i love Luc Besson. This guy rules. So why does transporter 2 suck so bad? and transporter 1 rule? Well i think its because they tried too hard on 2. One was an action movie that didn't need a sequel. How many Besson movies have a sequel? The taxi series... ever seen any of them? me either cuz they were never released in the states... but you dont see nikita 2. There is a reason for that. Transporter one fucking rules. one of the best opening sequences this side of james bond movies, and pretty sweet fight scenes too.

This is what i miss in Transporter 2. Sweet car? a shitty blinged out audi? bleech. that's not the super-pimp black bmw from the first one. i dont buy it frank wouldn't drive that shitty thing. the Lamberghini at the end dope! but the SFX with the plane at the end suck balls. and whats up with the bad guy fighting in a kendo costume at the begining but not fighting kendo style? and why does he hardly put up any fight at the end? with all his sweet fighting? i dunno. my next complaint is that all the "hot chicks" in this movie look like paris hilton clones. Tall skinny with a tight little ass and small tits. they were fit dont get me wrong but how about a little variety? Too many skinny chicks, ugly blingy car, and sketchy SFX at the end not great a carchases and an lack luster opening all made me very disapointed in Transporter 2. But the good news is, similar to the matrix movies, the sequel makes you appriciate the original.

transporter:

Four out of Five tacobell sauce packets

Transporter 2:

two out of five tacobell sauce packets.

Career Oportunities

"Career opportunities are the ones that never knock
Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock
Career opportunity, the ones that never knock"

hmm whatever happened to that guy anyway? Well after he played brett in pulp fiction "look at the big brain on brett" not much. but this movie is still a slice of life from back when there was only one target in vancouver and it was next to lamonts.. word. so the movie is kinda crappy but i remeber it being so rad. stuck in a target to play with all the cool shit with a MEGA-HOT chick. The fact that john hughes wrote it doesn't really help it much. hmmm. it is fun but not great.


2 tacobell sauce packets

Condorman

so all disney movie suck you say? not this one. Condorman rules. The guy is a comic book creator that gets talked into being a spy, to help a russian KGB agent defect. super 70's plot. super 70's special effects and super 70's cheese ball thirty percent drunk acting. oh yeah this one rules.

4 out of five tacobell sauce packets

Sir Mix-A-Lot: Macanomics

This video was fan-tastic. The video for Posse on Broadway was worth the price alone. With the added bonuses of Beepers, My Hoopty, Baby got Back and my personal favorite Swap meet louie. little mary bong got it going on.

4 out of 5 taco sauce packets.

This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint"

Yes, Yes, Yes! Roadhouse for those of you who haven't seen it is one of the great movies of the 80's. Patrick Swayze is top notch as a mullet wielding, degree from nyu in philosophy holding, throat stealing, Bouncer. Yes thats right bouncer. With the chick from Cocktail, Sam Elliot, and Jeff Healey they show that you dont have to be a good actor to make a kick ass movie.

5 out 5 Tacobell Sauce Packets.

New Place Same Taco Smell

Since I decided that friendster sucks, i moved the SLBOF to a new server. The old one was joefrazier.blogs.friendster.com