Tuesday, January 31, 2006

dukes of hazard : unrated

The one and only reason i had any interest in seeing this is this movie, two words Jay Chandreskhar. I love broken lizard they are fucking hillarious and Jay doesn't dissapoint in this one. Seriously. It has his fingerprints all over it, and that makes it funny. When they show up as the campus cops it was great. And farve as the crazy guy who "cuts bait and blows shit up" but as i was watching this movie i realized that jay did a really good job directing this movie. It's really above par. Now would i have liked him to make an original movie that was much funnier, yes, will he be able to do that now that he directed this one for the studio? yep. so everyones a winner. more or less. Now don't get me wrong, im not saying this is the best movie ever or anything, or that i would even buy it, but it is entertaining. a good popcorn movie.


3 out 5 tacosauce packets


Puddle Cruiser

The first broken lizard is awesome. Some people don't like, but they sir are assholes. It is funny as hell and shows how good they were when they first started out. "garbage dick" and "no book bag" lines are fucking hillarious. I really liked this movie and am disapointed in mysef as a movie dork, broken lizard rule!


I mean the plot isn't that good, but who expects it to be. Is it funny? yes, is it fun? yes! did i laugh out loud? yes!


four out five taco sauce packets.

Underworld: Extended Cut Limited Editon

I have been thinking about buying this movie for a while but its always expensive. I found it at costco the other day for under 15 bucks so i decided to buy it. Its pretty good. Its not great but sometimes you just want to see a shootemup movies with super hot chicks in leather for over two hours. and the vampires vs werewolves thing is pretty cool too. I like the new tech and mythology they put forward too. These all add up to make a good fun movie, and i'm looking forwrd to seeing the new one on thursday with jeremy.


three out five taco sauce packets

DVDAF v 2.0

Sweet! DVD aficionado has been working on updating its site for quite a while, it's far from complete, but you can check it out and see what's shaking in my links section under my movies 2.0. its pretty kick ass to me but then again im a dork and these are my movies.

Monday, January 30, 2006

i like the consumerist

because of quotes like this...

"The entire campaign is a bit like pulling your genitals out on the first date and having your date tell you that yes, she’ll put her mouth on it, but she’d sure appreciate it if you washed it first, but don’t get her wrong, she’ll pay you fifty dollars for the honor of doing it anyway."

consumerist

Sunday, January 29, 2006

club Dread

I loved super troopers. It is freakin hillarious. So when i heard the guys were making a new movie i was happy. when i heard that it was a spoof of horror movies i was even happier. Then i went and saw it. at first i didn't think that it was nearly as good as super troopers but after having seen it a couple times i think that it is as good as super troopers. it is funny as hell.


4 out 5 taco sauce packets

Canucks 4 Divealanche 3

Oh yeah, we won after melting down in the third. Canucks fucking beat the divealanche. What is up with my team? I am so frustrated, the top line can't produce, thank god for the sedins and carter. defense is muddled at best, they put on good effort for about one and a half periods, i'm almost shocked to say it but i would trade bertuzzi. seriously, for a either a couple solid defensemen, or another scorer, or something, he might just be in a slump or something but for fucks sake, do something.

Heavy Traffic

i have owned this movie for years. I never really watched it. It was quite good. Ralph bakshi really pumped out the movies in the seventies. Which is pretty impressive considering the were all animated and he used all americans making the films. I would be hard pressed to see someone do that these days. Granted he probably payed them in fucking paper and ink, but still. Its cool to see that these movies even exist. They deal with real people problems of the time and era. The make adult cartoons these days too, but that just means pron


Don't get me wrong i like pron as much as the next guy, and bakshi has his share of tits and stuff in his movies, but they are not pruriently presented. What this movie does deal with is a young man coming out of his shell, dealing with racism, spoiler*** he dies because of it, and labor disputes. All of this comes together to make a fairly interesting movie. Not to mention the old bakshi way of splicing real film, animation and music together to make an intersting tapestry. Seeing cartoon characters drive a car with real NY background is pretty cool. and to see the actors that they based the characters at the end of the movie, sort of pantomime an ending was both satisfing and leaves you wanting more. Also seeing the dirty NY of the seventies was pretty cool. It really was the naked city still back then.

this was a good movie, not for kids but for disolusioned people about my age. bakshi was way ahead of his time.

three out five tacosauce packets

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Chronicles of Narnia: L,W, the W

This movie was good. It wasn't great but i enjoyed it quite a bit and am looking forward to the next installment. Since i hadn't read the book sincei was a little kid, i wasn't all nit picky about it and therefore enjoyed it much more than say lord ot the rings. But it wasn't nearly as cool as LOTR. It was kinda milquetoast. Until the end when all the kids in the audience started to cry, and i started to wonder to myself who the fuck is in charge here? Is this a kids movie or braveheart? The battle scenes were cool, but they were no LOTR. That seems to be everyones complaint with the movie. CS Lewis and JRR Tolkien were peers and they did talk alot about the books each other wrote, so you can see some similarities, but Narnia is made for children and adults like myself looking for second helpings of LOTR are pretty much dissapointed like when you put too much water in the OJ. and it tastes ok but it could have been better. But in this case i think its the source material speaking to kids, which is fine make it a kids movie, but leave the freaking braveheart battle scenes out of it.


and ok, if you are going to make a movie with all unknowns. fine, good for you, no problem with that, but when you make all the people and all the vioces newcomers then throw liam nesson as the vioce of Aslan, its kindof distracting.

over all i liked it, enjoyed myself.

three of 5 taco sauce packets

Monday, January 23, 2006

work

i am in bend, OR. for work. staying at our hotel there. It is the nicest property it is called old st francis school. not much else to talk about im tired and im going to bed.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

oh hell yeah!!

Seahawks are going to the superbowl!!!
unbelieveable
good job boys

Saturday, January 21, 2006

New Feature

I got XM radio for myself for xmas. When you get this you get to listen to it online for free, which is cool. So some people have made third party front end for it, which is even cooler, and it has a tracker, so i can post what im listening to. So under the links section is now a what im listening to link. hmm. if im not listening to anything it says so, and if i am you can refresh the page (F5) and see what's next. anyway thought i might point that out to my devoted reader(s) ;)


I tried it on everypost but it looked stupid because it shows whats playing now, so having that on every link was dumb.

see look ill do it on this one, and everytime you come back itll have what im listening too now.






so let me know what you think of it?

i also put it at the bottom of the blog. I like it there because you can read the whole thing, but it isn't very convienient im gonna try to put it at the top.

ok so i put it at the top and it's the best so far out of all of them, and i think ill take the others off.

yeah

what no movies?

i have been watching mainly TV shows lately heres what,

Trailer park boys,

Holy shit this is seriously the best TV show ever. I can't get enough of it. I bought seasons 3 and 4 and the xmas special when i was in canada cuz you can't buy it in the states, but you can get it on netflix, if you have netflix rent this show immediately seriously it is sooo damn funny you'll never look at a trailer park the same again.


Dark Shadow,

This show isn't nearly as cool as i remeber it, im glad i rented it. It still has some charm but nothing like what i remember.

Degrassi Jr. High

I was one of the kids that never watched this growing up so i wanted to see what its all aobut, and i can see that when it came out it was probably awesome and mind blowing to the kids watching it, but now its kinda tame and the kids are irrating, and why is wheels called wheels? he's not in a wheel chair...

my what a busy week.

So i had a super busy week with work but i got a lot done. Got corvallis up to our hardware standard. been on the phones since thursday. Got many small things done on thursday and friday. This seems to be the most satisfing thing. now im kinda chained to home because of the phones but im thinking about seeing a movie later, probably munich but i want to see narnia i still havn't, and kong too. sheesh. im letting my self down.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Mulder to be next Banner?

whoa dude, this could be the best/worst new in a while.

thanks

defamer.

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/ang-lee/david-duchovny-not-afraid-of-straight-to-video-hulk-sequel-149153.php

i usually hate these things but this one seemed funny

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Saturday, January 14, 2006

youngblood

When i put this in i was ready for the worst. Rob Lowe and Patrick Swayze are hockey players in the minors. Lowe is kinda a gretzky, lafluer-ish player fast as hell but not a fighter. He needs to get into the juniors to persue his dream of a NHL career. So he tries out and gets on the team and has some hijinxs a goon takes out swayze the team captian during the memorial cup finals. Lowe leaves and trains to fight in a week, with his brother back on the farm, then comes back scores a bunch and beats up the guy that hurt his friend. It is incredibly dated but still a decent story, it glosses over some of the background stuff and the acting seems really forced, but it's not the acting, you believe in the characters its the writing. It seems like they took a stock script and just dropped in hockey, but the hockey stuff is good the rest is kinda crappy. anyway its decent but not great.

3 out 5 taco sauce packets

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Les Boys

So i read about this right before i went on vacation, i put it on my netflix, i saw it in BC for like 39.99 at some quebecios bookstore and didn't buy it. I am glad that i didn't because its not that great. its ok, but not that great, who would bet thier bar over a hockey game with a beer league team? so silly. but it was fun to see the sterotypes and fun of hockey. This movie was released on the same day at titanic and beat it in the box office in atlantic canada. Why? because its about atlantic canada. i can understand that. i'm sure glad that i didn't spend 40 buck on it. The basic story is this dude who coaches the team owns a pub, he looses a bunch of money in a card game and the gangster guy to whom he owes the money says double or nothing but over a hockey game with his team "Les boys" So of course the gangster puts together a bunch of goons and the scrapy team les boys has to put it all together to win. Its not a bad movie, but its not great either, i don't really care about 2 and 3, i am curious to see them put it isn't a must.


2 out of 5 bowls of poutine.

good to be home.

its good to be home, now i will watch my netflix movies. les boys and youngblood.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

day 8

ive been in this city for too long and i need to go now. we'll see how this goes.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

day 7


today i got up and headed out for my tour of GM Place. It was great and i got a lot of fun pictures. The tour guide was cool she knew a bunch of shit about the place.






i was the only one who showed up for the tour so that was cool. i could ask her all kinds of stupid questions and she was cool. They actually have a brewery inside the stadium and like three resturants. Looks like they took a page from the brothers book. For anyone who is vacationing here i would highly recomend this tour it was alot of fun.

then after that i went home took a nap and now im back at my favorite coffee shop.

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Jan 10 2006 Canucks vs. Leafs

wow where to start So I tried to not show up so damn early this time but no such luck, i got there really early and waited outside for the doors to open with about 500 other people. This crowd was roudy. wow. I have never been to a sporting event where the crowd was about 50/50. there were alot of leafs fans in the house and they let themselves be know, go leafs go was almost as loud as go canucks go. but "LEAFS SUCK, LEAFS SUCK" was really loud, way louder than "CAL-GARY SUCKS, CAL-GARY SUCKS" Which i thought was loud. at every chance we yelled leafs suck. the mexican hat dance song , da da da da du du du du da "leafs suck!" it was great. all that and the canucks won. The big line didn't produce, which is what i wanted to see but it was still fun to see ruutu score and burrows score his first in the NHL. What was really amazing was mats sundin. That guy is freakin amazing on skates everytime he got the puck i thought he was gonna score, just the power and poise he posses is crazy.



my seats at this game weren't nearly as good, but it was still awesome to go.

oh and i thought beer at the rose garden was spendy jesus, its 9 dollars for a molson here.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

day 6

so i stayed up late watching movies last night, i woke up late today and moved my car, then ate lunch at the old spaghetti factory which is about a block away from my hostel.? The more i walk around the more i like where my hostel is.? its great.? I didn't like it much when i got there but it's really grown on me.? so after lunch i hung out at the hostel and now im at the coffee shop.? There's an internet porn queen sitting next to me at the coffee shop, too close to take a pic but i wish i could, she is talking to her buddy about being photographed and being on the 'net. and going to school and how cool she is, it is so sad/awesome.? The dude is just eating it up, and she is loving it.? The whoppers just keep getting bigger and better its hilarious.?


"i;m an emotional person, that's why im such a good model, if i'm having a bad day, you're gonna know about it."

bitch

it just keeps getting better,

"my boyfriend is a firefighter and a bartender, i mean he has aspirations, if things don't work out with him and i think he's great, but theres some one better for me out there."

wow

is she dating ryland?? oh remember him sports fans? cryland??? oh shit i saw him on newyears what a duche bag.

wow they left, he's one of the photographers!? wow.? Vancouver porn in this neighborhood too. they have everything, oh did i mention the marijuana seed store too.? all within a one block radius.h

so from here i went and checked out a book store, went to roots, then to gm place to watch the canucks kick ass over the Leafs

Monday, January 09, 2006

Welcome to the big boys

This was on Vancouver Canucks op-ed and i think its awesome


This story on ESPN this afternoon proves two important points - first, there are plenty of goofball hockey fans on the loose that I never want to meet in person; second, Jose Theodore has a great sense of humour. (I think I would have just clubbed this guy with my stick.)


Man crashes Canadiens' practice with 'nothing to lose'

Associated Press


MONTREAL -- Canadiens goaltender Jose Theodore has stopped a lot of shots in his day, but nothing like this: A stranger in hockey equipment jumped on the ice during practice and shot a puck at him.

"He couldn't beat me," Theodore said. "That's the main thing."

The practice crasher was chased to the side boards by coach Claude Julien, but wouldn't get off the ice until he was pulled away by an arena worker. The intruder called Theodore a "great goalie," adding he didn't score because "I didn't have time."

"I didn't really know what was going on until the guy came on," a grinning Theodore said. "He came at me with his head down so I just wanted to say 'Welcome to the big boys.' I poke-checked him to say, `You have to keep your head up.' When he came back, I thought about going out of the net and not playing into his game, but then I thought he had the [courage] to go on the ice, so I let him have a free shot at me."


day5

sleep, alittle and coffee; alot.? I took a trip to the local bestbuy looking for don cherry #17 but no luck, and TPB season 4 no luck also.? Next door however was the wonderful Canadian Tire, where i found a kick ass WJHC touque.? Score.? Had lunch at wendys french fries are different and better up here, so is the ketchup.? Then back to the hostel for a nap.? Now up and back on the town.


Now i just need to google save on foods and find out where the nearest one is,? and go and get some canucks calandars for 2$ i plan to get 5.? woot, more later.


so i found a close save on foods over the lions gate bridge (which is huge and all reversable lanes) but the ladies working there gave me a i dont know what the fuck your talking about look when i asked if they had any canucks calandars. I said i had heard about it on the radio and they still didn't know anything. shit. so i drove around north vancouver for a minute, then went over to west vancouver where they have a huge mall, i looked around at it for a minute realized all the cool stuff was across the street, crossed the street, they had a sky bridge for cars that crosses this huge street. They have a sony store, cool, an FMV, where i found Don Cherry 17 and TPB season 4 the two dvd's i'd been looking for. W00t! Then i had some crappy expensive sushi, i should have known better than to eat mall sushi. then i drove home, and after i parked my car i went for an ill-advised walk thru gastown at night. But i found a place that sells DONAIRS!!! this was one of my missions here in canada was to have a donair, its kinda like a gyro but with different sauces, and cheese. Its fucking great,

then i went home and ate it, then watched my new movies and went to bed.

Sunday, January 08, 2006

its funny cuz its true

Ha ha canucks are going to beat leafs here's why

twister

oh god i was forced to watch this one night at the hostel and its five times worse than i remember it. And i remember it being really shitty.


1 out 5 taco sauce packets.

day four


so i wake up and go out to breakfast at diamond jims in bellingham. not to shabby, it has to be said that for a place that i have only eaten at twice this place is one of my favorite places for breakfast and whenever i am in bellingham in the morning i will try and eat there. After that i decided to stop at the duty free stop. What a nightmare, there were all these coked up sketchy people buying a shit-ton of booze and smokes, arguing about customs laws with the people that works there. Damn, anyway i bought a bottle of vodka for will because its super cheap, and since there was a 2 for 30$ sale, i thought it was cool to buy two, little do i know that it's only one per person, what a load of shit, so i had to go thru the shitty process of returning it and all that stuff. So will if you're reading this you're only getting the vodka not the gin too.

Then i saw that the Vancouver giants were playing the winterhawks tonight and i thought it would be fun to go over there and watch the game, so i went to root for the home team along with about 3 other people. Boy did we have nothing to cheer about we lost 5-0 and it was embaressing. As soon as i get back to the states i will upload the pics from my phone, Todd Bertuzzi ,Ed Jovanovski, Pat Quinn, Steve Tambalini, and the pres of hockey canada, were all there to drop the puck it was fucking sweet. I hope jovo plays on tuesday but if not at least i got to see him. After that a harrowing drive thru industrial part of town that is alot like the rose quarter part of portland, hard to get around in and all marked by signs posted right at the last minute. Back to the hostel for some cheap food, then over here to the coffee shop that i found that actually has wireless. yeah.

day three

Phew, so i wakeup to the jukebox and stand up and to my suprise my foot doesn't hurt anymore woot, then i take two steps and it hurts worse, shit,? so i hobble downstairs for my free breakfast which is so-so but its free so i can't really complian, i hobble back upstairs and sleep until noon.? Then i go downstairs to see if hockey day in canada is on, it is and ottawa is getting thoughly trounced.? Then a group of Kiaia's start talking to me about hockey, it seems that they have been drinking since open, and are thoughly smashed.? One guy knows alot but the others don't really so i spend alot of time trying to explain icing to them.? after the game someone puts on football, so i go upstairs to watch it with sound in the hostel.?? but someones watching twister so i watch that until they leave then put it on hockey.? i watch that till about four then get ready and head to the train station (my foot still hurts) and ride the train down to the stadium.? But i am really early so the box office isn't even open yet.? i wait for that to open then i wait for the doors to open.? And watch a great game, canucks win in overtime.? They beat calgary for the first time this season.? Its great, lots of powerplays, back and forth woot.?

day two

day two finds me awaking hungry yet sick to my stomach but that is the case from mcCrap. so i decide to press on to bc to feed myself at the first Tim Hortons i find. So i cross the border with some static but not too much. I get to my hostel, " the Cambie" which at first i am disapointed with, but then it starts to grow on me. My disapointment is also with vancouver. You see i had this perfect vision of my hockey mecca and from the second i crossed the border it wasn't that great. It was kinda beatup and skruffy looking, until i made it to beautiful downtown which was everything i dreamed it would be and more. but my hostel was kinda far from that part of town. (Its in the part of town that ladies don't go out in bythemselves. However the bar downstairs does Ringlersesque type of business (this means its packed from about 9-close) and my room is directly above the jukebox, which means i can't sleep evenif i wanted to until it closes ('round 1) and i have to get up at 9 (when it opens) luckily im getting used to it, and naps. The place is cheap, and they even have three pinball games one of which is good. Midevil Madness!!! So i have somewhere to dump all my damn canadien change. So I dump all my gear in my room, which has lockers in it for safekeeping of valuables, but i don't have a lock so I take my HEAVY backpack with me on my travels. ) First stop after checkin was of course GM Place, where i go to Authentix the canucks superstore and buy all the stuff i've been druling over in the cataloge. a hat, some stickers, a carflag yes! next stop FMV (formerly virgin megastore) to get trailer park boys stuff. i get the x-mas specail, season three, and a TPB calander for 50% off and a Canucks calander too!!!, so by this time my poor feet are starting to hurt so i check out this thing called sky train and it turns out there is a stop like three blocks from my hostel, Score! so i jump on the train and ride in style back to the hostel. So this sky train has absolutely no security just like the MAX in portland so you can get on with out paying just have to hope you dont get caught doing it. So i get back to my hosel tired as hell and sweaty from walking around all day, but first i move my car into underground parking ( sugested to prevent breakins) and then i take a nap. I awake to what sounds like a goddamn riot going on downstairs but seconds late my trained ears realize its just a busy bar. so i decide to go down there and get some dinner and check the place out. i hop out of bed to realize that i have seriously fucked up my foot somehow during my big walk. I mean seriously it fucking hurts. This doesnot bode well i think to my self as i hobble downstairs to get a beer and a burger for 5 canadien dollars.(sweet deal).


so after 4-5 labatts and who knows howmany pinball games i decide its time for me to hobble back upstairs and to my shigrin my foot still hurts. my do -it -yourself pain reliver hasn't worked and thats not good, so i go upstairs and watch some tv with some of the hostelers then go to bed.

McFarlane finally pulls his head out of his ass. sorta


So i as i was browsing around the net last night, i checked out spawn.com as i am want to do from time to time to check and see what's up with the new hockey figures and low and behold you can finally buy their fucking toys from them. it only took them like 10 years to figure out that that is what people really wanted to do... what the fuck. anyway i'm glad it finally happened and will probably be being the next series of action figures directly from then rather than off of ebay.

OH DEAR God.

So i finally found somewhere that has wireless and guess where it is. Thats right my ex girlfriends house. Not so bad really but still i look all over BC for fucking somewhere to have wireless but nothing. Thats why there has been no updates.


Day 1 . Get to kasia and jacobs, around 5 oclock on thursday. We hangout have some beers eats some dinner that they made which was really good. (note to self pick up asian sesame dressing at store). We then drank some more, jacob gets pretty damn drunk, and we play this game called munchkin which is pretty sweet (pick this up too, its fun) Then we go to belinghams finest, the 'beav. have a couple pitchers and some corndogs till the frat kids come in, then we head down to the horseshoe were we drink more, kaisa and i play movie trivia on the touchscreen and get first place twice and win free games on it twice. (nice) then we go to a mexican place but there are just about closed ,then we goto some sketchy lookin place called the pita pit but its all whitehated out so we decided to stop at McCrap on the way back. When we get back to kaisa and jacobs they try to inflate an air matress for me with limited sucess due mainly to the fact that they cant find the plug for it. They sugest that they get their old futon from a neighbor at 2am i say no i ll sleep on the floor thats fine, but that leads to a big production too, not really what i had in mind just give me a blanket or something. But i slept like a log thanks to their hard work, im just an impatient bastard.


more to come...

true beliver its lunch time

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Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Breakfast on Pluto

So Danni fake me out on this one. At first we were going to see King Kong, but then she said, "oh i really want ot see this other movie, can we see it instead"

It turns out that this movie is ok, if you don't mind watching cillian murphy (the guy from 28 days later), in drag for over two hours, danni loved it, i thought it was ok. What ever the story isn't much like the book the book apparrently is much more depressing and this one was ok.

over all this movie is ok, i wouldn't watch it again, unless some pretty girl made me.

two and a half tacosauce packets

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Monday, January 02, 2006

Narnia representitve walks out of talks with WTO

Le Femme Nikita

Let's just get this out of the way. I love luc besson. He is one of the few people whose movies i will go see no matter how dumb they look because they are always good. from Subway to Unleashed, they are all fantastic. He is in a league of his own. His movies are smart action movies, and not that cheesy hollywood smart-action like say heat, that was a good movie but not compared to Leon: the Professional, or Wasabi, or the first Transporter. or Le Femme Nikita. This was Besson's Break thru movie, people stood up and took notice of the way he blended feelings and action to make a smart kick ass movie. I heard that he is going to start directing again and i can't wait. He has only been writing movies for the last ten or so years so it will be good to see a real besson film again!


4 out 5 tacobell sauce packets

Slapshot

No matter how many times i see this movie i always enjoy it. I pick up something new in it. I know who toe blake is now so the references to him are pretty funny. the slapstick stuff never really gets old, but the fact that they made this movie is awesome. Its a tribute to eddie shore and toe blake and old time hockey. I love this movie. and Paul newman is of course awesome as player/coach reggie dunlop. denis lemuix is my favorite character though i think, as the hypocondriac quebecious net-minder.


4 out 5 taco sauce packets.


ps if you ever have the miss fortune of seeing the second one im sorry.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Miracle

i didn't know wether i was going to like this movie or not when it first came out. I've never been to big on USA hockey, i like Sweden more, and Canada much more. However once you start to watch the movie you get into the spirit of it and start to care about the team. It is about hockey and i still like it. I would like to have seen them play for the gold medal. I would have liked to see them play the finns. however its just a minor gripe, the movie is solid over all and I always like Kurt Russell.

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Gotcha!

So I remember this movie being good when i was a kid. I enjoyed watching it today, it was just the right mix of crap and good. Anthony edwards is good, the chick is hot, until i relized who she was then she was only kinda hot. Overall the whole paintball thing was just a gimmick, but its a fun one, that makes for an entertaining first part of the movie, the second part is good on its own and its fun to see europe, and get a taste of what it was like when the berlin wall was still up.


three of 5 taco sauce packets