Saturday, March 11, 2006

Jesus Christ:Vampire Hunter

No movie has ever made my mouth drop out of sure awe than this movie. It is hillarious and terrible all at the same time. It is deffanetly worse than Mattew Blackheart monster smasher, but also better. So Jesus comes back to earth to kill vampires because they are killing all the lesbians? Ponder that for a minute. The fight scenes are about as good as the chase scenes in an episode of Benny Hill. The musical numbers are way over the top and just too awesome to discribe. This movie is one of a kind.

3 out 5 taco sauce packets.

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