Saturday, September 30, 2006
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Cutthroat Island
This movie is a legendary hollywood flop. and from the first second i didn't like it either.
this movie was compelete trash and a waste of your time. don't ever watch it. geena davis and Reny Harlin the director had to have been so fully of themselves that they couldn't tell what a turd this is. give me a break.
.5 of a taco sauce packet for the badguy's ship. it was rad.
Science of Sleep
I really like michel gondry. So his new movie coming out is super rad. i had been looking forward to this for a while now. I was not disappointed. It is thoughly cool, and i enjoyed the fact that alot of mr. gondry was in this movie. The story is basicly a guy that likes his new neighbor. but it is soo much more. they guy has problems gettign dreams and reality confused. The visual style is sooo cool, i loved it.
i want to touch your hair.
4.6 out 5
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Monday, September 25, 2006
Not only does corvallis suck so does tv
holy fuck tv sucks. i have been lulled into a false sense of television by the shows that i end up watching on dvd. no wonder shows are hits when the utter crap is on tv. i watched this one turd called two and a half men. the only part that was even slightly funny was the fat kid that reminded me of myself. so it wasn't that funny.
The next turd on the agenda was an unfunny romp in medicrity with the lovely title of " the new adventures of old christine" so titled because her husband dumped her for another woman named christine. nicknamed "new" christine. hence juilia louise dryfuss is "old" christine. the reason that i kept watching was the my ol' pal scott backula was on but he had horrible douche bag hair.
blech, i'm going to go to bed now and have another really shitty day at work then go home. ahhh home sweet home. i can almost see my dvd's from here. man i'm a dork.
oh the one good thing about this shit hole town is that hey have a really good book store and i got some good books. a couple michael moorcock books i'd lost (gotten stolen) a couple spenser books i didn't have, and ill met at lankahmar.
portland here i come
passing on the good word
bad signal
ME
I've written before, several times, about how tough the market is for sf magazines. Just received the following from my friend Kim:
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Your support is very much appreciated and will be well rewarded by the continued publication of great Science Fiction and Horror stories and there are a vast number of us that would like to see our stories published in APEX!
Please, don't forget to spread the word to your corner of the world; PLEASE REPOST!
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MAKES A GREAT GIFT, TOO! (Christmas is coming very soon...)
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ME
I've written before, several times, about how tough the market is for sf magazines. Just received the following from my friend Kim:
----------
Ladies and Gentlemen, Readers and Writers of all ages,
I have a very serious matter to address here, an issue that I am not very happy to hear about at all and I need help spreading the word, so, please do me a favor and repost this!
APEX, one of the finest Science Fiction and Horror magazines out there needs your help and needs it NOW!!! Please visit APEX Digest on MySpace- check them out at:
_http://www.myspace.com/apexdigest_ (http://www.myspace.com/apexdigest)
APEX Digest is full of brilliant stories that you don't want to miss by established authors and clever, new, up and coming authors. For example, APEX Volume 1, Issue 6 contains stories by: Ben Bova, Byrn Sparks, Christopher Rowe, Mary Robinette Kowal, Peter Gutierrez, Brandon Alspaugh, Steven Savile, Robby Sparks and Michael C. Reed. There are illustrations throught the magazine that will knock your socks off and the overall quality of the magazine is TOP NOTCH!!!
APEX Digest needs SUBSCRIBERS in order to stay alive!!! There are a lot of us Science Fiction and Horror authors out there that need your support and I think it would be a TERRIBLE TRAGEDY to lose this publication!
GO CHECK IT OUT:
_http://www.myspace.com/apexdigest_ (http://www.myspace.com/apexdigest)
SUBSCRIBE: It's easy and well worth it!!!
_http://apexdigest.myshopify.com/_ (http://apexdigest.myshopify.com/)
Your support is very much appreciated and will be well rewarded by the continued publication of great Science Fiction and Horror stories and there are a vast number of us that would like to see our stories published in APEX!
Please, don't forget to spread the word to your corner of the world; PLEASE REPOST!
--Then go and SUBSCRIBE! NOW! DON'T WAIT UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE!
Go on...YOU WILL LOVE IT!
MAKES A GREAT GIFT, TOO! (Christmas is coming very soon...)
BETTER THAN CANDY FOR HALLOWEEN! (Support Literacy!)
A spectre is haunting corvallis
Spending three days in another town usually sounds like fun to me. However when the work sucks and the town sucks more what are you supposed to. I can't just sink into my work and I can't go home (fortress of solitude) after work and just chill out. So I am stuck with going for walks with headphones and making retarded blog posts.
Friday, September 22, 2006
I haven't thought
that wierd al was funny for a long time but damn this is really funny.
good job wierd al.
good job wierd al.
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Preseason doesn't mean anything
Saturday, September 16, 2006
this movie will be great
not as great as this
or this
this will be the best movie of the year. oh yes i am driving to canada to see this... i am a dork...
confidence check!
The protector (Tom yum goong)
Second in my Lloyd Center double feature tonight was the protector. The new Tony Jaa movie. It was exactly what i expected. fucking awesome fight scenes and a rediculous plot. Some one stole his elephants, not one but two, and took them to austrelia. So not speaking a lick of english he goes there to find them. and fights ensue, lots of them. mand mr. Jaa certianly does kick fucking ass. He fights this guy that looks like a 7 foot tall stone cold steve austin. the guy is a monster, and the fight is fucking amazing. no cuts at all for like 4 minutes. out of control. what i like about tony jaa movies (ive seen two now) is that they are alot like bruce lee movies. He respects his culture and brings alot of the flavor to the screen. The good news is that it's not nearly as boring as when bruce lee did it. you had to sit thru a lot of bruce lee crap to get to the good stuff. but when it got to the good stuff it was good. now a days people wouldn't really stand for that i don't think.
oh and did i mention that at one point a elephant get body slammed through a window. that's awesome! awesomely terrible.
over all this movie was great if you like martial arts movies if you don't, don't waste your time.
4 out 5 muay thai elbow knee combos!
Hollywoodland
I enjoy dective stories. the more hard boiled the better. So when i saw trailers for this movie i was interested. I was not disapointed. it was quite good. Adrian Brody was really good, which was nice, he was really good in the pianist as well. So when i looked up stuff on IMDB about the people that made this movie it's pretty impressive, the writer hadn't ever really written anything i had ever heard of except for some episodes of 21 jump street, and the director had only directed some episodes of the Sopranos. an episode of the x-files called all souls? Mark you remember that one? i don't. it was in 1998 so i don't know if that was after the show got crappy or not. bob hoskins was rad too as usual. if you are looking for a hard boiled detective story, with a surprisingly upbeat ending, that takes place in fifties hollywood check it out. its pretty good.
3 out 5 capes
Friday, September 15, 2006
capcom's a bunch o bitches
This is from wired's blog about games
"No Solution Forthcoming Re: Dead Rising in SD
Topic: Game|Death
Game publisher Capcom indicated this morning that there is no solution forthcoming to the issues that cause their latest hit game, Dead Rising for Xbox 360, to be nearly unplayable on standard definition TV sets.
A representative of the publisher told 1up.com that a patch "is not possible" due to the scope of the problem, which causes the in-game text messages to be unreadably small on non-HD displays.
The statement comes right on the heels of the company's announcement that it will double its advertising budget for Dead Rising, pumping an additional $3 million into television ad buys.
The game, a campy zombie-killing adventure set in a shopping mall, became a surprise hit for the company when it was released last month, shipping over half a million copies in its first two weeks.
But players without high-definition television sets got a nasty surprise when they popped in the disc. They couldn't read the crucial messages that the game sent out telling them where to go and what to do next.
Without them, they were set adrift in the shopping mall, helpless against the advances of hordes of zombies.
As complaints piled up, Capcom offered users some suggestions, but none were especially helpful. Today, after weeks of silence, the company divulged to 1up.com that although they had looked into creating a downloadable patch that would remedy the problem, "the amount of text and the size of the patch necessary to change the text" made it impossible to solve the problem.
Given that Capcom is a company that has never, historically, shied away from releasing "Director's Cut" editions of its games, it's likely that such a solution might be the only thing gamers without $1000 displays can hope for.
I'm still wondering how in the hell this got through Microsoft's quality control measures."
thats whack!
"No Solution Forthcoming Re: Dead Rising in SD
Topic: Game|Death
Game publisher Capcom indicated this morning that there is no solution forthcoming to the issues that cause their latest hit game, Dead Rising for Xbox 360, to be nearly unplayable on standard definition TV sets.
A representative of the publisher told 1up.com that a patch "is not possible" due to the scope of the problem, which causes the in-game text messages to be unreadably small on non-HD displays.
The statement comes right on the heels of the company's announcement that it will double its advertising budget for Dead Rising, pumping an additional $3 million into television ad buys.
The game, a campy zombie-killing adventure set in a shopping mall, became a surprise hit for the company when it was released last month, shipping over half a million copies in its first two weeks.
But players without high-definition television sets got a nasty surprise when they popped in the disc. They couldn't read the crucial messages that the game sent out telling them where to go and what to do next.
Without them, they were set adrift in the shopping mall, helpless against the advances of hordes of zombies.
As complaints piled up, Capcom offered users some suggestions, but none were especially helpful. Today, after weeks of silence, the company divulged to 1up.com that although they had looked into creating a downloadable patch that would remedy the problem, "the amount of text and the size of the patch necessary to change the text" made it impossible to solve the problem.
Given that Capcom is a company that has never, historically, shied away from releasing "Director's Cut" editions of its games, it's likely that such a solution might be the only thing gamers without $1000 displays can hope for.
I'm still wondering how in the hell this got through Microsoft's quality control measures."
thats whack!
Thursday, September 14, 2006
Cowboy Bebop: Knockin on Heavens Door
I haven't been watching much anime lately. it had started to bore me. but this for somereason called out to me last night. i hadn't watched any bebop in along time. Man is this a great movie. i had almost forgotten how good. anyway if you haven't seen it or the tv show, it's a bout a group of bounty hunters. it is damn good.
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Full Metal Jacket
I was trying to find a movie to watch last night and i came up to vision Quest, and was realizing because of matthew modine (what happened to him anyway?) that i hadn't watched full metal jacket for years. I used to love it when i was in high school. But i watched it with a fresh pair of eyes and it's not a funny movie anymore. holy shit, i can't believe i was ever so young. This movie is full of sorrow, pain, huliliation, and regret. i totally missed the whole point of the movie when i was younger, i was too busy laughing at the drill sgt. who really is not the main character in hind sight. The book and it's sequel made me think a little. especially the sequel which if you have never read it and you liked the movie you owe it to yourself to find it. it's hard to find but worth it. it's called "the phantom blooper" by gustav hasford who also wrote the book the first one is based on called "the short timers". anyway this movie is good, really fucking good but really depressing.
FUCK YOU GAP!
This really pisses me off. WTF. Fuck you corporate america. Leave what little class our country has alone.
new things, old things
Since i am on vacation and drank about three pots of strong green tea, i decided it was about time for me to upgrade to the new version of blogger. i don't quite know if i like it or not yet, i had tweaked my old blog to exactly the way i liked it, and im not quite sure this new stuff is all that much better, but it sure was a bitch to get everything set back up the way i liked it. it should look about the same, just with some new colors and arangements on the side bar.
also i was playing with the site meter and i saw that people from all over the world visit my site. how cool. thanks, and to the person that works for a company that protects brand names, i hope you were browsing not investigating me.
that's about it from me today i'm gonna crash out from too much delicious caffene sp?
i got a new sweet tea pot, that is basicly a 2 qt sauce pan with a spout, and a colander(sp?) on top, so you put your water on to boil, through the colander in throw your loose tea and a viola you have a HUGE pot of tea, so i drank about one and then made a bunch of iced tea that i continued to drink all through the day. hurrah, ill post some pics of if cuz im a dork, soon.
also i was playing with the site meter and i saw that people from all over the world visit my site. how cool. thanks, and to the person that works for a company that protects brand names, i hope you were browsing not investigating me.
that's about it from me today i'm gonna crash out from too much delicious caffene sp?
i got a new sweet tea pot, that is basicly a 2 qt sauce pan with a spout, and a colander(sp?) on top, so you put your water on to boil, through the colander in throw your loose tea and a viola you have a HUGE pot of tea, so i drank about one and then made a bunch of iced tea that i continued to drink all through the day. hurrah, ill post some pics of if cuz im a dork, soon.
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Heroic Trio
Monday, September 11, 2006
canucks meet tron
Saturday, September 09, 2006
Fisher King
I have been wanting to see this movie for a long time. i like jeff bridges and i really like terry gilliam. i had just put it off because it wasn't very flashy. it was good though. i wouldn't own it other than to be a completeionist. it's the story about a radio dj who jokingly says to go ahead and kill people to a listener then the listener does and he's blamed for it. he spirals downhill and meets a homeless man who was driven insane by his wife dieing (guess who killed her?) etc. its good.
North Dallas Forty
Ron and Fez the other day were talking about sports movies and Ron said this was his favorite of all time, and having never heard of it i rented it. it's pretty damn good. there is hardley any sports at all in it, its more about what goes on around the field than actually on the field. nick nolte was probably as good as i have ever seen him, i should check out what other movies he was in before this, because he's good in this.
over all this was a good sports movie, with a more or less realistic ending. pretty impressive for the 70's.
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Sunday, September 03, 2006
Crank
This movie has a stupid plot. but who goes to see an action movie for the plot, character development, or for that matter common sense. Statham fucking rules in this movie as he should. It's all action and fucking with no stopping for breath, because if he stops, he dies. that simple. barskey fucking hated it, i fucking thought it was rad. the stylistic violence he didn't like, i did. i like trick camera work, and jump cuts, and all that shit he hated it. whatever, the ending was kinda funny, but kinda lame too, i guess he won but at what price... same as it ever was.
anyway, it's ok, but i'd be alittle embarresed to actualy recomend seeing it. if you think you might like it see, it if you think you might not like it you probably wont.
2 out 5 epifederone shots
beerfest
It's no secret that i love Broken Lizard. They are seriously some the funniest people makeing movies today. The only people funnier are Simon Pegg and comapany. Super Troopers is one of my alltime favorite comdies. So when i heard they were making a movie about secret beer drinking games, my heart went pitter patter. This is a goddamn funny movie. i can't wait to get it on DVD and watch it over and over again.
The plot is of course pretty straight forward, but it's not about the plot its about how you get there.
like super troopers was "the police station is closing and they have to save it"
this is "they got humiliated by their german cousins and have to regain their honor"
so they recruit the all time best beerdrinkers and create their own team for beerfest.
the crowd laughing when they asked where the american team was at the beggining was hillarious.
So where all the stereotypes. ahhh good times. This movie is great! good job guys. i'll be telling everyone i know to see this movie!
4.5 out 5 kegs.
Friday, September 01, 2006
Brick
I heard a little buzz about this movie, so i wanted to check it out, word was that it was a noir thriller but set in high school. This i thought was a very intreguing idea. The acting was great and the noir cliches mixed with the high school cliches was a very cool idea. i really like noir movies, and good old 80's movies too, so that was a lot of fun. I highly recommend this movie.
4.6 out 5 tugs. (eww not like that...)
Camping
Wow, i was really gone for a week and it was rad. I went camping at forlorn lakes in the Gifford Pinchot national forest with my friend Dana for a week. It was very relaxing and a lot of fun. no water, no electricy, no internet, no cellular, no nothing just me, my buddy, some books, and nature. It was a grand time.
pics
http://www.flickr.com/photos/joefrazier/sets/72157594260147499/
pics
http://www.flickr.com/photos/joefrazier/sets/72157594260147499/
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