Pirates of the Caribean and The Ref

So i started to watch pirates which i had only seen once last night at it was about as good as i remembered it to be which is a bit above fair-to-middlin'. but to my suprise when i woke up the ref was on. Now back in the late 90's i was a huge fan of denis leary and would seek him out wherever he was, which led me to this movie that even as a teenager i though was crap built around a funny guy. Back then i was thinking couldn't they have come up with a better premise than this? Kevin spacey is in it too, but it was before he was KEVIN SPACEY. Denis Leary does his thing well, but everyone else seems like they can't figure the thing out.

3 out 5 taco sauce packets for the lot of them.

Believe it or not, Centrelia is boring at 11 on a sunday

hey im up here in centrelia bored out of my skull waiting for the olyclub to close. maybe some pics maybe not.

Blade 2

Now this is a movie i could really sink my teeth into. I love these movies. they are "smart" for an action movie. They have sweet action scenes, cool gadgets, cool cars, good bad guys, and kris kristopherson. i really like the blade movies the writing is great, and i hope that me makes more movies. They are well writen and directed.

4 out 5 taco sauce packets.

Say it isn't so.

man this movie was a stinker. But the plot was funny. A mom doesn't like her daughters boy friend, so she tells them that they're brother and sister. "hillarity" insues. kinda, orlando jones is freakin funny in this. 'nova was pretty lame but thats his party, heather grahm is hot that's her part and sally fields is a bitch and she plays it well.

2 out 5 taco sauce packets

overnight

This movie is pretty intersting. Not that great but pretty good. An intersting look at what hapens to someone when they think they're the shit, and they're really kinda small potatoes. Not to say that i don't like boondock saints, I do. but Troy Duffy is kinda full of himself. And its a shame too. Because i would love to see what else this guy has to offer, but it seems like he burnt all his bridges with hollywood and music, and it really made me sad to see his brother doing construction. It seemed like he had some talent, and it looks as though his brother troy pissed away all of his brothers chances. Not that he cares about anything but himself. But what do i know i only watched a documentary made by people who are pissed off because they didn't get any money for their hard work during this time. So maybe they're alittle biased. just maybe.

3 out 5 taco sauce packets

Harry Poter and the Goblet o' Fire

This movie was pretty good. I like these movies more with each one. The last one was cool because of gary oldman, this one was pretty much non stop action, and a cool bad guy. so what can you say to dragons, crazy eyed freaks and bitchen skulls and shit. Good work. guys, i never really didn't like the older ones but this one i actually liked. they won me over. I still wont read the books but thats just personal preferance. Not to say that i dont like the books, i think that anything that gets kids reading is fan-fuckin-tastic.

3.5 tacobell hot sauce packets.

Guitar Hero

http://www.guitarherogame.com/

Holy crap this game fucking rules. good job to everyone who made it. and man as a person who can not play a real guitar its a lot of fun. and man does it get hard! but that just makes it fun.

bubba Ho-tep

third times the charm this movie is much better the third time around. plus jeramey pointed out that reggie from phantasm is in it. sweet.

three and a half out 5 taco sauce packets

Ghostbusters II

this movie sucks im sorry but it does. number one kicks ass but two? come on who cares about the goo under the city and the faggy/bitchy art guy at the museum, its not funny, but it is played out.

1/3 of a taco sauce packet.

Vampire Hunter D: BloodLust

this movie is cool, yeah its not as cool as the original but its cool none the less. I'm still sick so this is gonna be a quickie. good action, its anime so i don't expect much else, it even sorta makes sense, which is more than i usually ask for. Like X-the movie has kick ass action but not a ton in the story / i understand whats going on department.

3 out of 5 taco sauce packets

Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday w/ Audio Commentary

Black Adder Season 3

Ice Pirates

MST3K: Manos Hands of Fate

im sick. so its just gonna be titles till i get better,

honeymoon in vegas

this movie is pretty lame. the flying elvises were funny ,but thats about it.

2 out 5 tacosauce packets

musa the warrior

this movie is pretty damn amazing. i picked it up as a whim at best buy years ago and I actually wasn't disapointed, it has sweet action a good story and characters you can care about. beautiful cinematography in the deserts of china and korea. oh did i mention kick ass fighting, and bow and arrow stuff too. oh yeah. it a good one. the girl from crouching tiger is in it too. not michelle yeuh but the other one.

3 out 5 tacobell sauce packets

somewhere in time

This movie is freaking great. i haven't watched it in a while, but christopher reeves really is fantastic in this. He sees a picture of a lady in an old hotel, and decides that he wants to go back in time to meet her. I really like the way they do time travel in this, its freakin sweet, and almost believable. Not to geeky the point of this movie isn't the time travel its the characters and the story. seriously i know this doesn't sound like me but the story and the characters are fanstastic.

4.5 out of 5 taco sauce packets.

martin

this movie is pretty sweet. i watched part of it on IFC when i was house sitting a while ago. The fact that you never really know whether he's a vampire or not is one of the reason its so cool. good job george romero! you make the best horror movies, all the creepy 70's stuff going on makes it very suspenseful. like him just walking around by himself. its low budget but thats part of what makes it so believeable and cool.

4 out 5 taco sauce packets

wizard and warriors

wow this is a sweet / crappy tv series. the two main characters are billy from taxi and jaques from twin peaks. weird eh? the semi decent sfx are distracting to say the least.

one out of five taco sauce packets