Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)

The original Assault is directed by one of my top five directors John Carpenter. So i am a little let down about it. Granted it is his second movie. So i cut him some slack, this movie is edited like old people fuck. *see Sarranband* slow the action is long in the making. You can tell that this was made in a different time. A time when people had patience not like now when if a car or building hasn't blown up in the first five minutes people start to talk in the movie. *see my review of "a history of violence"*. but whatever i digress. The movie is about some cops who want to kill a convict because "he knows too much" and for some reason they stop at an abbandonded precint which is actually 9 btw. Then the evil police move in against the good police and the shit hits the fan.

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3 out 5 ketchup packets. (get it);)