freddy vs. Jason

Now as long as i dont watch this movie too often it fucking rules. its great. It is so over the top and perfect that its just perfect not too much not too little just right. ahhh jason is all his killer glory. freddy isn't my favorite but still jason rules and freddy loses so, its all one big happy ending cant wait for part 2 vs ash.

4 out of five taco sauce packets

closer

uh yeah, so this movie was pretty good. it wasn't great but i enjoyed it. it was well acted, and well written. it was good. nat portman is hot as always and i cant wait to see v for vendetta its gonna kick some serious ass.

3 of 5 taco sauce packets

portland winterhawks 10.28.05

this game was pretty damn sweet. it was back and forth two good fights. and and a tie at the end for an OT shoot out that was a blast. plus todd caught a puck, that was sweet.

halloween

i had forgetten about how good this movie was. and that pj soles was in it.what ever happend to her anyway... ;) so this movie is super scary and really cool. jamie lee curtis kicks ass and donald pleasance is as always creepy and cool. thanks john carptenter.

4 out of 5 taco sauce packets.

Fog (old)

ok so this one was way better than the new one. it was cool, scary atmospheric and the ghosts get killed for some reason by a cross and yellow glowing kick ass

three out of five taco sauce packets

scream "everyone dies but us"

ok, so when this movie came out i heard everyone talking about it. so i went and saw it. and i didn't really like it. i thought it was stupid. but 9 years later, i watched it again and i get it. its freakin brilliant. some dude who liked horror movies made his own ultimate horror movie. got horror movie master wes craven to direct it. kick ass. much better than i remeber it. sweet.

four out of five tacobell sauce packets

punisher

so i have seen this movie a couple times and each time it is different first time was ok second time was great and this time i saw it probably for what it really is. crap. im sorry to admit it. i did like it. did. the action is still good. but the acting is so crappy. soooo crappy. i will go see part two though. but do me a favor avi arad. dont pander to the people who didn't see 1 dont revist the origin. you want them to buy it anyway dont you? just get to the action.

3 out of five taco sauce packets

elephant

so the one reason that i watched this movie is that i was bored in my hotel room. ok and it was filmed right down the street from kennedy. so is gus van sants movie about schools anygood? well that depends if you like following high school kids down highschool hallways. if you do then your in for a treat, if you dont then you might be alittle bored with 70 percent of this movie. the last part is pretty damn mind blowing and i guess the slow stuff in the begininng is just to make it that much more so, cuz you know what its a bout and you keep waiting for it to happen. it was nice to see northeast portland though. oh and the kids are believable in their roles. there were no richard greekos trying to make believe ala 21 jump street.

over all it was pretty good ,but i wouldn't go out of my way.

3 out of 5 hot sauce packets

oh dear god, im on east coast time

oh dear god its good to be back but when i wake up fresh, dressed like a million bucks at 5:30 thats just freaking ridiculous.

shaolin vs evil dead isn't as great as you might expect.... i haven't quite finished it yet, but...

washington dc is cool

The Fog, fog or fag.

ok so im a dork, right, if you're reading this you know it. i love john carpenter. he is simply the best, he has made many of my favorite movies, big trouble in little china, escape from nY, halloween, in the mouth of madness, and THEY LIVE, all are some of my most beloved movies. now i have to admit that the fog was never my favorite but like sex and pizza bad john carpenter is still good. so with this in mind i went and saw the new one while on a business trip in columbia maryland. it sucked, i wanted some diversion and some fun while away from family and friends but all i got was a reminder of what a shit hole of a town i was in. i mean the one good thing about this movie was that boris the bullet dodger is the bad guy, how cool is that?

2 out of five tacosauce packets.

A History of violence; or how a movies title can effects how one enjoys a movie

so heres the deal, i saw this at the eastport century theater. I have seen many movies there. and this was one of the worst crowds ever. This movie as a great movie, and the people there were talking all through it making dumb comments, now when i watch a movie at home i do this all the time, or if its a commedy ive been known to do it too, but come on, this is a serious movie WTF were they raised in a barn?

3.5 taco sauce packets for movie

1.5 for century eastgate theater on a saturday night (my own fault for seeing a movie on a weekend)

Serenity: take my love, take my land, take me where i understand...

yes, yes, yes,

This is the movie i have been waiting for all damn summer, and it was worth the wait. Frikin AWESOME except for the part near the end where that onething happens to that one person, you know... oh well i hope there is a sequel and ill be seeing this one a couple more times you better beleive it. word


5 out of 5 taco sauce packtes