Thursday, February 09, 2006
Ferris Bueler's day off : bueller editon
as a movie it is a classic that spawned alot of imitators parker lewis and fbdo the show, just to name a few. but compared to other shit. no fucking thanks.
3 out 5 tacosauce packets
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Monday, February 06, 2006
this is pretty damn interseting and dork
http://www.cabel.name/2006/02/retail-secrets-best-buy-wall-numbers.html
more sports rants
"You see, you can spend weeks -- and we did; two, in fact -- analyzing and dissecting matchups and giving each team the edge in certain areas and trying to figure out how the game is going to play out, but the two things you can't account for are turnovers and officials. The latter were the X-factor Sunday. Edge: Steelers."
"Consider: The Seahawks lost 161 yards to penalties when you combine the penalty yards (70) and the plays the flags wiped out (91). By halftime alone, when it trailed 7-3, Seattle had had 73 hard-earned yards and a touchdown eliminated."
"Still, that was early, and that one didn't change the game as much as did a holding call against Sean Locklear early in the fourth quarter with Pittsburgh leading 14-10. That one wiped out an 18-yard catch by Stevens that would have taken the ball to the 1. Locklear supposedly held Clark Haggans, so instead of first-and-goal at the 1 and the chance to complete a 98-yard touchdown drive and take a three-point lead, Seattle faced first-and-20 at the 29."
"Three plays later, Ike Taylor picked off a Hasselbeck pass, and Hasselbeck went low to make the tackle on Taylor's return and was called for a 15-yard personal foul for a low block. The Steelers set up shop at their 44. That one right there made no sense."
I went thru the roof at this point i was so fucking pissed.
"By contrast, the Steelers might have gotten a break on Roethlisberger's 1-yard touchdown plunge on third-and-goal in the second quarter. Leavy reviewed the play under the booth's orders, since it occurred inside the two-minute mark, and while still photos of an airborne Roethlisberger showed that the ball might have broken the plane of the goal line, he landed short of it and reached the ball over. It was close. Head linesman Mark Hittner didn't seem so sure of it, hesitating before signaling touchdown.
HE DIDN'T FUCKING SCORE ASS-EYED CUM DUMPSTER REFS!!!
"I don't think he scored," Seahawks coach Mike Holmgren said.
It was that kind of evening for the Seahawks, who represent a town where residents know all too well that when it rains, it pours. If having what seemed like 90 percent of the 68,200 in attendance waving Terrible Towels wasn't enough to make Seattle feel as though it was playing on the road, the officials called it as though the Seahawks actually were."
" It's a real shame when, on the game's biggest stage, the major players aren't players at all. We saw too much of the third team in Super Bowl XL and not enough Seahawks and Steelers."
well said!
-By Michael Smith
ESPN.com
Sunday, February 05, 2006
Mallrats
"Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime."
I had been wanted to re-watch this for a while, and i finally got to it today. It doesn't hold up very well, im sad to say.
This makes me sad and now im afraid to rewatch all my favorite kevin smith movies.
3 out 5 taco sauce packets.
my sports rant
Saturday, February 04, 2006
X-Men Legends
WOOO
Quadrophenia
2 out 5 taco sauce packets
ps sting is a faggot.
One of those things you hear about...
Friday, February 03, 2006
Canucks goalie Dan Cloutier (back when he was on the rangers) Kicks the Shit out of Tommy Salo
This is my all time favorite hockey fight.
Underworld :Evolution
This movie isn't fucking cinema, but it is fucking fun. I was really impressed by the simple fact that it happens like 10 minutes after the first one's over, and you could watch them back to back and it would feel like one big movie. That kicks ass. They explain things that went unexplained in the first one in believable natural ways. Not heavy handed exposition.
My biggest dissapointment with this film was not enough action. Now this sounds dumb and it kinda is but there were no sick ass moves. Like selene shooting the floor in the first one, there was some cool stuff, to be sure but, nothing like the first one. maybe the bar was alittle too high, i dunno.
overall though i did like it and will probably buy it when it comes out because i ma completionistic dork.
on a side note, i think action movie of the fucking year will be ultraviolet, that movie looks so good it hurts, and so does milla jovovich.
V for vendetta looks to be ok. I'm such a nerd and im gonna have to strive to tell myself it's not gonna be as good as the comic like constantine, and ill probably end up liking it about as much as constantine, not hating but not loving either.
3.5 out 5 taco sauce packets
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
why didn't they teach this in jr. high.
mark what are they saying? is it "be hold my might?" cuz if its not it should be....
you don't want to admit it do you?
do it here
http://www.microsoft.com/windows/ie/ie7/default.mspx
Tartakovsky to be involved with dark crystal 2
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117937178?cs=1&s=h&p=0
thanks defamer
i *heart* defamer
i love defamer they are freakin awesome
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/trade-roundup/trade-roundup-time-for-the-nominees-to-cash-in-152116.php
